關於笑話的英語作文六級

⑴ 六級英語作文

Trading on Campus
1. 學生擺攤、跳蚤市場、創意集市等校園交易受到大學生的歡迎
2. 有人認為校園交易是個好現象，也有人持相反觀點
3. 我的看法
Trading on Campus
Nowadays, trading on campus has become a fashion among students. The trade features the sales of hand-made and second-hand stuff, such as baubles, clothing,textbooks and so on. This new occurrence involving student-to-student transaction on campus attracts great public concern.
Those who applaud trading on campus believe it is a win-win solution for both buyers and sellers. Students can get the things they need at an extremely low price or dispose of unnecessary stuff for some pocket money. Besides, through campus trade, used stuff such as textbooks are recycled and made the best of, which helps save resources. Another benefit of trading on campus is convenience. You don』t have to go to a bookstore for reference books or go to a grocery for daily necessities. However, there are others holding that campus should be a place for students to acquire knowledge rather than make money. In addition, doing business is time-and energy-consuming, which may adversely affect students』 study. Furthermore, trading on campus may disturb the normal order in the university and be difficult to manage.
In my opinion, trading on campus offers a good opportunity to cultivate students』 business sense while assuring the maximum efficiency of the stuff. Moreover, through trading, students can share interests and exchange things they need. Therefore, trading on campus should be encouraged under effective regulation.

⑵ 六級英語作文範文

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⑶ 以笑話為題的英語作文

以笑話為題的作文

⑷ 英語作文笑話

Playing Jokes Promotes Communication
As a child, we have many friends, we like to play jokes with our friends, sometimes it can

promote communication. Like when we are playing game,may be hitting others by incident, at this

moment, the way we deal with it is very important. A joke can fix it, it makes us laugh and

notice we do this not on purpose. Making jokes reconcile argument.

⑸ 一篇英語作文，一篇笑話

The Spring Festival is the most important festival in China.People usually decorate the doors and windows with red papercuts.becouse red means good luck.People usually clean house too.becouse they want to sweep away bad luck.Children can get some new clothes or presents from their parents and grandparents.
On New Year's Eve,family always have a big dinner.Everybody are watch TV and talk.In the midnight,there usually fairworks.
On New Year's Day,people usually put on their new clothes and visit their femily and friends.They usually say:"Happy New Year's Day."
The Spring Festival finishes at the Lantern Festival after two weeks.People usually eat a kind of rice mpling called yuanxiao.It can take people good luck all the year round.
笑話；
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我沒有睡著

當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：「先生，醒醒！」

「我沒有睡著。」那個男人回答。

「沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？」

「我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。」

⑹ 急求英語作文一篇.(四六級水平)

英語作文 英語作文的基本要求：
首先，一個段落必須有一個中心即主題思想，該中心由主題句特別是其中的題旨來表達。整個段落必須緊扣這個主題（stick or hold to the topic），這就是段落的統一性（unity）。其次，一個段落必須有若干推展句，使主題思想得到充分展開，從而給讀者一個完整的感覺，這就是完整性（completeness or adequateness）。再者，一個段落不是雜亂無章的，而是有機的組合，句子的排列順序必須合乎邏輯，從一個句子到另一個句子的過渡必須流暢（smooth），這就是連貫性（coherence）。下面我們就對這三個標准分別加以說明。
1、統一性
一個段落內的各個句子必須從屬於一個中心，任何游離於中心思想之外的句子都是不可取的。請看下例：
Joe and I decided to take the long trip we'd always wanted across the country. We were like young kids buying our camper and stocking it with all the necessities of life. Bella bakes the best rhubarb pie. We started out in early spring from Minneapolis and headed west across the northern part of the country. We both enjoyed those people we met at the trailer park. Joe received a watch at his retirement dinner. To our surprise, we found that we liked the warm southern regions very much, and so we decided to stay here in New Mexico.
本段的主題句是段首句，controlling idea（中心思想）是take the long trip across the country。文中出現兩個irrelevant sentences，一個是Bella bakes the best rhubarb pie，這一段是講的是Joe and I ，中間出現一個Bella是不合適的。還有，Joe received a watch at his retirement dinner這一句更是與主題句不相關。再看一個例子：
My name is Roseanna, and I like to keep physically fit. I used to weigh two hundred pounds, but I joined the YMCA for an exercise class and diet program. In one year I lost eighty pounds. I feel much better and never want to have that much weight on my five-feet frame again. I bought two new suitcases last week. Everyday I practice jogging three miles, swimming fifteen laps, lifting twenty-pound weights and playing tennis for one hour. My mother was a premature baby.
本段的controlling idea 是like to deep physically fit，但段中有兩個irrelevant sentences，一個是I bought two new suitcases last week，另一個是My mother was a premature baby。
從上面兩個例子可以看出，native speakers同樣會造出來irrelevant sentences。卷面上如果這種句子多了，造成偏題或離題，那問題就更嚴重了。
2、完整性
正象我們前面說得那樣，一個段落的主題思想靠推展句來實現，如果只有主題句而沒有推展句來進一步交待和充實，就不能構成一個完整的段落。同樣，雖然有推展句，但主題思想沒有得到相對圓滿的交待，給讀者一種意猶未盡的感覺。這樣的段落也不能完成其交際功能。例如：
Physical work can be a useful form of therapy for a mind in turmoil. Work concentrates your thoughts on a concrete task. Besides, it is more useful to work —— you proce something rather than more anxiety or depression.
本段的主題句是段首句。本段的兩個推展句均不能回答主題句中提出的問題。什麼是「a mind in turmoil」（心境不平靜）Physical work又如何能改變這種情況？為什麼它能起therapy的作用？讀者得不到明確的答案。因此，要達到完整就必須盡可能地簡明。例如：
It is not always true that a good picture is worth a thousand words. Often writing is much clearer than a picture. It is sometimes difficult to figure out what a picture means, but a careful writer can almost always explain it.
段首句所表達的主題思想是一種看法，必須有具體事例加以驗證。上述兩個推展句只是在文字上對主題作些解釋，整個段落內容空洞，簡而不明。如果用一兩個具體的例子的話，就可以把主題解釋清楚了。比如下段：
It is not always true that a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes, pictures are pretty useless things. If you can't swim and fall in the river and start gulping water, will you be better off to hold up a picture of yourself drowning, or start screaming "Help"?
3、連貫性（coherence）
連貫性包括意連和形連兩個方面，前者指的是內在的邏輯性，後者指的是使用轉換詞語。當然這兩者常常是不可分割的。只有形連而沒有意連，句子之間就沒有內在的有機的聯系；反之，只有意連而沒有形連，有時行文就不夠流暢。
1）、意連
段落中句子的排列應遵循一定的次序，不能想到什麼就寫什麼。如果在下筆之前沒有構思，邊寫邊想，寫寫停停，那就寫不出一氣呵成的好文章來。下面介紹幾種常見的排列方式。
A．按時間先後排列（chronological arrangement）
We had a number of close calls that day. When we rose, it was obviously late and we had to hurry so as not to miss breakfast; we knew the dining room staff was strict about closing at nine o'clock. Then, when we had been driving in the desert for nearly two hours —— it must have been close to noon —— the heat nearly hid us in; the radiator boiled over and we had to use most of our drinking water to cool it down. By the time we reached the mountain, it was our o'clock and we were exhausted. Here, judgement ran out of us and we started the tough climb to the summit, not realizing that darkness came suddenly in the desert. Sure enough, by six we were struggling and Andrew very nearly went down a steep cliff, dragging Mohammed and me along with him. By nine, when the wind howled across the flat ledge of the summit, we knew as we shivered together for warmth that it had not been our lucky day.
本段從「rose」（起床）寫起，然後是吃早餐（「not to miss breakfast」, 「closing at nine o'clock」），然後是「close to noon」，一直寫到這一天結束（「By nine——」）。
B. 按位置遠近排列（spatial arrangement）。例如：
From a distance, it looked like a skinny tube, but as we got closer, we could see it flesh out before our eyes. It was tubular, all right, but fatter than we could see from far away. Furthermore, we were also astonished to notice that the building was really in two parts: a pagoda sitting on top of a tubular one-story structure. Standing ten feet away, we could marvel at how much of the pagoda was made up of glass windows. Almost everything under the wonderful Chinese roof was made of glass, unlike the tube that it was sitting on, which only had four. Inside, the tube was gloomy, because of the lack of light. Then a steep, narrow staircase took us up inside the pagoda and the light changed dramatically. All those windows let in a flood of sunshine and we could see out for miles across the flat land.
本段的寫法是由遠及近，從遠處（「from a distance」）寫起，然後「get closer」，再到（「ten feet away」），最後是「inside the pagoda」……當然，按位置遠近來寫不等於都是由遠及近。根據需要，也可以由近及遠，由表及裡等等。
C. 按邏輯關系排列（logical arrangement）
a. 按重要性順序排列（arrangement in order of importance）
If you work as a soda jerker, you will, of course, not need much skill in expressing yourself to be effective. If you work on a machine, your ability to express yourself will be of little importance. But as soon as you move one step up from the bottom, your effectiveness depends on your ability to reach others through the spoken or the written word. And the further away your job is from manual work, the larger the organization of which you are an employee, the more important it will be that you know how to convey your thoughts in writing or speaking. In the very large business organization, whether it is the government, the large corporation, or the Army, this ability to express oneself is perhaps the most important of all the skills a man can possess.
這一段談的是表達能力，它的重要性與職業，身份有關，從「not need much skill」或「of little importance」到「more important」，最後是「most important」。
b.由一般到特殊排列（general-to-specific arrangement）
If a reader is lost, it is generally because the writer has not been careful enough to keep him on the path. This carelessness can take any number of forms. Perhaps a sentence is so excessively cluttered that the reader, hacking his way through the verbiage, simply doesn't know what it means. Perhaps a sentence has been so shoddily constructed that the reader could read it in any of several ways. Perhaps the writer has switched tenses, or has switched pronouns in mid-sentence, so the reader loses track of when the action took place or who is talking. Perhaps sentence B is not logical sequel to sentence A —— the writer, in whose head the connection is clear, has not bothered to provide the missing link. Perhaps the writer has used an important word incorrectly by not taking the trouble to look it up. He may think that "sanguine" and "sanguinary" mean the same thing, but the difference is a bloody big one. The reader can only infer what the writer is trying to imply.
這一段談的是a writer's carelessness，先給出一個general statement作為主題句，然後通過5個 」perhaps」加以例證。
c. 由特殊到一般排列（specific-to-general arrangement）
I do not understand why people confuse my Siamese cat, Prissy, with the one I had several years ago, Henry. The two cats are only alike in breed. Prissy, a quiet, feminine feline, loves me dearly but not possessively. She likes to keep her distance from people, exert her independence and is never so rude as to beg, lick, or sniff unceremoniously. Her usual posture is sitting upright, eyes closed, perfectly still. Prissy is a very proper cat. Henry, on the other hand, loved me dearly but possessively. He was my shadow from morning till night. He expected me to constantly entertain him. Henry never cared who saw him do anything, whether it was decorous or not, and he usually offended my friends in some way. The cat made himself quite comfortable, on the top of the television, across stranger's feet or laps, in beds, drawers, sacks, closets, or nooks. The difference between them is imperceptible to strangers.
本段的主題句是段首句，它僅提出一個問題：為什麼兩只貓會被搞混。然後對兩者進行比較，末句才下結論。
2）、形連
行文的邏輯性常常要靠適當的轉換詞語及其他手段來實現。請讀下面這一段文字並找出文中用以承上啟下的詞語：
Walter's goal in life was to become a successful surgeon. First, though, he had to get through high school, so he concentrated all his efforts on his studies —— in particular, biology, chemistry, and math. Because he worked constantly on these subjects, Walter became proficient in them; however, Walter forgot that he needed to master other subjects besides those he had chosen. As a result, ring his junior year of high school, Walter failed both English and Latin. Consequently, he had to repeat these subjects and he was almost unable to graate on schele. Finally, on June 6, Walter achieved the first step toward realizing his goal.
本文中起承上啟下的詞語有兩種，一種是轉換詞語（transitional words or phrases），另一種是起轉換作用的其他連接手段（linking devices）。前者依次有：first, though, so, in particular, and, because, however, besides, as a result, both…and, consequently, and, finally.後者依次是：he, he, his, his, he, these, them, he, those, his, he, these, his. 本段中共有詞彙105個，所使用的轉換詞語及其他連接用語共26個詞，約占該段總詞彙量的四分之一。由此可見，掌握好transitions不僅對行文的流（smoothness）有益，而且對於學生在半個小時內寫120個詞也是不無好處的。
一個段落里如果沒有transitions也就很難有coherence了.我們看下面一個例子：
Speaking and writing are different in many ways. Speech depends on sounds. Writing uses written symbols. Speech developed about 500 000 years ago. Written language is a recent development. It was invented only about six thousand years ago. Speech is usually informal. The word choice of writing is often relatively formal. Pronunciation and accent often tell where the speaker is from. Pronunciation and accent are ignored in writing. A standard diction and spelling system prevails in the written language of most countries. Speech relies on gesture, loudness, and rise and fall of the voice. Writing lacks gesture, loudness and the rise and fall of the voice. Careful speakers and writers are aware of the differences.
本段中除了第6句開頭出現一個起過渡作用的」it」之外，沒有使用其他的過渡詞語.這樣，文中出現許多重復的詞語，全段讀起來也顯得生硬而不自然。如果加上必要的過渡詞語來修飾的話，這一段就成了下面一個流暢連貫的段落：
Speaking and writing are different in many ways. Speech depends on sounds; writing, on the other hand, uses written symbols. Speech was developed about 500 000 years ago, but written language is a recent development, invented only about six thousand years ago. Speech is usually informal, while the word choice of writing, by contrast, is often relatively formal. Although pronunciation and accent often tell where the speaker is from, they are ignored in wiring because a standard diction and spelling system prevails in most countries. Speech relies on gesture, loudness, and the rise and fall of the voice, but writing lacks these features. Careful speakers and writers are aware of the differences．
4、有損連貫性的幾種情況：
考生在寫作中經常出現下面幾種錯誤：
1、不必要的改變時態，比如：
In the movie, Robert Redford was a spy. He goes to his office where he found everybody dead. Other spies wanted to kill him, so he takes refuge with Julie Christie. At her house, he had waited for the heat to die down, but they come after him anyway.
2、不必要的改變單復數，比如：
Everybody looks for satisfaction in his life. They want to be happy. But if he seeks only pleasure in the short run, the person will soon run out of pleasure and life will catch up to him. They need to pursue the deeper pleasure of satisfaction in work and in relationships.
3、不必要的改變人稱，比如：
Now more than ever, parents need to be in touch with their children's activities because modern life has the tendency to cause cleavages in the family. You need to arrange family like it so that family members will do things together and know one another. You need to give up isolated pleasures of your own and realize that parents have a set of obligations to sponsor togetherness and therefore sponsor knowledge.
因此寫作中，一定要注意時態，人稱以及數的變化是否正確，要注意保持一致。
英語作文的書寫格式
英文書寫應符合書寫規范，英文字母要寫清楚、寫整齊、寫美觀，字母的大小和字母之間的距離要勻稱。書寫應做到字形秀麗漂亮，通篇勻稱和諧。
寫英文字母要掌握正確筆順。如字母i，應該先寫下面的部分，然後再打點。有的學生卻按寫漢字的習慣從上到下寫，寫快了，就會把點和下面的十筆連在量起，顯得十分別扭。字形t應為兩筆。不少人卻將兩筆合成一筆，看上去不像t，倒像l或是e，難以辨認。另外，把r寫成v，把q寫成把g，把k寫成h等等，都是中學生書寫中常見的毛病。
不少人在四線三格的練習紙上書寫尚有規矩，能按字母的占格、高低和大小要求書寫，但在白紙或橫線紙上書寫，卻顯得十分幼稚拙劣。字母或跳上跳下，或一律寫成同一高度，占上中兩格的字母與佔中下兩格的字母完全沒有高低之別。這些現象都要防止。
另外，書寫時還要注意詞與詞之間要保持一定的距離，不能緊靠在一起。字母之間的連寫也應該按照習慣，不能隨意亂來。
在一篇字數有限的作文里，我們還要注意盡量不把一個單詞拆開移行。萬一要移行，則必須以音節為單位進行，如revolution這個詞，依照音節移行的原則可以按re-，revo-, revolu-這幾種方法移行。在移行時，我們還應特別注意以下幾點:
1. 單音節詞不能移行，即使是字母較多的單音節詞，如through等也不能例外。
2．縮略詞如Mr.，Dr.等不能和後面的名字拆開移行。
縮略的專用名詞如U．K.，U．S．A等也不能拆開移行。
3．時間、量度及貨幣單位應視為一個整體；不能分開移行。如；
11：00P.M.應寫在一行內，不能將11：00和P．M．分開移行；寫38℃時，不能將38和℃分開移行。
4．由「年、月、日」表示的日期，如果必須分開移行只能將「月、日」與「年」分開。如January 6，1980不能將January和6分開移行，但可以把January 6，和1980分成兩行。
5．含雙寫輔音字母的單詞，在移行時要將輔音字母拆開。如better可拆成better，necessary可拆成necessary。
但如果雙寫輔音字母屬於詞根，後面又加了後綴，就不能將兩個輔音字母拆開。如drill加上-ing後構成了drilling，就不可以將它拆成成dril-ling，而只能拆為drilling。
例文：
1.寵物：
A Talkative Parrot
A lady worked in a company. There were a lot of shops on her way to work. One morning, when she was walking to work, she passed by a new pet shop. She was so excited when she saw a parrot sitting beside the door. She really loved birds.
When she stopped to look at the handsome bird, it said to her, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly.」
This made the lady very angry. She quickly left the shop and went to work. On her way home, she passed the same pet shop again. This time the parrot saw her again, it said immediately:
"Hey lady, you are really ugly!"
The lady tried to control herself. She walked to the shopkeeper and told him that if the parrot said it again, she would have the police come and take it away. "I'm so sorry, madam. I promise it won't happen again," the shopkeeper said.
The next morning, when the lady walked past the pet shop, she pretended that she didn』t see it. But the parrot saw her at once and said to her quickly, "Hey lady."
She stopped and looked at the bird coldly. "Yes?" she answered in an angry voice.
The bird, sitting up straight and smiling at her, said, "You know."
2.人物：
Elizabeth Bennet （伊麗莎白）
The second daughter in the Bennet family, and the most intelligent and quick-witted, Elizabeth is the protagonist of Pride and Prejudice and one of the most well-known female characters in English literature. Her admirable qualities are numerous—she is lovely, clever, and, in a novel defined by dialogue, she converses as brilliantly as anyone. Her honesty, virtue, and lively wit enable her to rise above the nonsense and bad behavior that pervade her class-bound and often spiteful society. Nevertheless, her sharp tongue and tendency to make hasty judgments often lead her astray; Pride and Prejudice is essentially the story of how she (and her true love, Darcy) overcome all obstacles—including their own personal failings—to find romantic happiness. Elizabeth must not only cope with a hopeless mother, a distant father, two badly behaved younger siblings, and several snobbish, antagonizing females, she must also overcome her own mistaken impressions of Darcy, which initially lead her to reject his proposals of marriage. Her charms are sufficient to keep him interested, fortunately, while she navigates familial and social turmoil. As she graally comes to recognize the nobility of Darcy』s character, she realizes the error of her initial prejudice against him.
Bennet家庭的第二個女兒和最聰明和機智，伊麗莎白是自豪感和偏見的主演和其中一個在英國文學的最知名的女性角色。 她令人敬佩的質量是numerous—she是可愛的，聰明，並且，在對話定義的小說，她一樣精采地交談象任何人。 她的誠實、美德和活潑的機智使她在胡話之上起來，並且彌漫她的壞行為類跳起和經常惡意的社會。 然而，她的伶俐的口舌和傾向經常做倉促評斷帶領她迷路; 自豪感和偏見本質上是故事她(和她真實的愛， Darcy)怎樣克服他們自己的個人failings—to發現浪漫幸福的所有obstacles—including。 伊麗莎白必須不僅應付一個絕望的母親，一個遙遠的父親，二非常表現的更加年輕的兄弟姐妹，並且幾位勢利，對抗的女性，她必須也克服Darcy她自己的錯誤印象，最初帶領她拒絕他的求婚。 而她駕駛家族和社會動亂，她魅力是充足保持他感興趣，幸運地。 當她逐漸來認可Darcy』s字元的貴族，她體會她對他的最初的偏見錯誤。

⑺ 英語作文笑話帶有知識

經典－五個吸煙男生有五個男生吸煙被告密老師一一教來談心：第一個男生如實承認被很K一通；回到寢室後說：哥們：我一個人都承擔了，你們時可千萬別認。〔場景一〕老師：老實說吸煙嗎？男生甲：不吸。老師：不吸？嗯，吃根薯條吧。男生甲很自然的伸出兩根手指夾著接過來…………〔場景二〕老師：吸煙嗎？男生乙：不吸。老師：不吸？嗯，吃根薯條吧。男生乙由於聽到甲的情況所以很小心的接過了薯條老師：不沾點番茄醬嗎？乙一不小心沾多了於是馬上用兩根手指彈了彈――老師：不吸？？？彈煙灰的姿勢很熟練嘛。叫家長來………………〔場景三〕老師：吸煙嗎？男生丙：不吸。老師：不吸？好，吃根薯條吧。男生丙因有前面兩個例子很小心地流著汗吃完了薯條老師：不給同學帶根回去嗎？男生丙接過薯條後順手就夾在耳朵上………………〔場景四〕老師：吸煙嗎？男生丁：不吸。老師：很好。吃根薯條吧男生丁心驚膽顫的吃完了薯條，又把薯條放到了上衣袋裡老師突然大喊一聲：校長來了。男生丁感忙從口袋裡取出薯條扔在地上，用腳使勁的踩了踩………………〔場景五〕老師：吸煙嗎？男生：不吸。老師：很好。吃根薯條吧男生剛拿著薯條，老師說：不請我吃嗎。男生感忙從雙手遞過薯條，然後掏出打火機………………〔場景六〕老師：吸煙嗎？男生：不吸。老師：很好。吃根薯條吧男生心驚膽顫的吃完了薯條，又把薯條放到了上衣袋裡老師突然大喊一聲：校長來了。男生已手心冒汗低頭說道：校長您好！老師：校長會聞到你嘴裡的味道的。男生從口袋中掏出薯條：安啦，還在這呢，火都還沒點…〔場景七〕老師：你到底吸不吸煙？老師：真地不吸？好，來吃根薯條吧。男生：非常自然接過薯條吃個干凈。老師：真是個好孩子，你一般喜歡什麼牌子的薯條呢？男生：[得意忘形]大中華。。。。。場景N:老師:吃根薯條吧!男生:謝謝,不會.唇印家中學校長面臨著一個問題，校內年長的女學生開始擦口紅。當她們在洗手間里擦口紅時，她們會將嘴唇印在鏡子上留下唇印。在這個問題變得不可收拾之前，他想到一個方法阻止。於是他召集所有擦口紅的女生並要她們下午2點在洗手間集合。當女孩們在2點到洗手間時發現校長及舍監已在那等候。校長對她們解釋這個問題讓舍監每天晚上都得清理洗手間的鏡子。他認為女孩們並不了解問題的嚴重性所以他要她們自己目睹鏡子有多難清理。接著舍監便開始示範。舍監由盒內拿出了一把長柄刷子，拿到最近的馬桶里沾水後，接著走到鏡子前面開始刷洗鏡子。那以後再也沒人把唇印留在

⑻ 六級英語作文

1.Many people enjoy the city life since it is more exciting and convenient. Besides, people in city have more opportunities to be ecated and well- informed. In a city, one can always go to the new shows or latest movies. And city people can easily visit other parts of the world with modern transportation facilities. The country, however, has attraction of its own. People are close to nature and enjoys quiet and gentle pace of life. In addition, country people have the advantage of knowing that there is always someone who is ready to give a hand to those in trouble and danger. As the popular saying goes, 「Every coin has two sides.」 Both the city and the country have disadvantages too. City residents suffer a great deal from public hazards like noise and air pollution. And country dwellers have to go far to the nearest town to do some shopping. As far as I』m concerned, I like both. I hope I can find a good job and make a successful career in a big city when I am young, and I could enjoy a peaceful and leisure life in the country when I retire in the future.

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許多人喜歡城市生活，因為它刺激又方便。另外，城市裡的人有更多的機會接受教育和信息。在城市，人們可以享受最新的演出和電影，可以通過便利的交通到世界各地旅遊。但鄉下也有它獨特的魅力。鄉下人更親近自然，更能享受安靜和悠閑的生活節奏。除此以外，鄉下人總是樂於助人，幫助那些碰到危險和處於困難中的同伴。但正像一句俗話所說：凡事有利有弊。城市生活與鄉村生活都有不好的地方。例如，城市裡人總受到噪音和空氣污染等公共危害；而鄉村的為平常的購物都必須長途跋涉去城鎮。就我個人而言，這兩種生活我都想嘗試。年輕的時候我想在城市裡找到好工作，干一番事業。老了退休後，我想到鄉下享受平靜和悠閑的日子。
2.2、農民工進城Farmers Rushing into Cities

Today we can see farmers doing various jobs in every city. When more and more towns and factories are built in the countryside, farmers』 field is recing and they couldn』t stay home any longer to cultivate the land. Most young farmers are attracted by the colorful city life and they want to pursue a promising future in big cities. Since farmers can provide various services in the cities, they have greatly promoted the economic development there. But disadvantages also exist. It seems that nobody is in charge of those farmers』 life in cities. Their lack of ecation also brings forth some criminals. I think farmers』 working in cities is a good tendency. It has solved the problem of surplus labor in the countryside and enriched the labor market in the cities. However, some measures should be taken to make this perfect. For example,, some special officials should be put in charge of the farmers』 life and work in cities. Besides, the concept of obeying law should be reinforced in the farmers』 minds.

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今天，有多農民工在城裡做著各種不同的工作。當更多的工廠和小鎮在鄉下發展建設起來時，農民的耕地不斷減少，他們不能繼續呆在家裡耕種田地了。許多年輕的農民因為受多彩的城市生活的吸引，他們想到大城市追求美好的前途。因為農民工在城裡可以提供不同的服務，他們大大促進了城市經濟的發展。但弊端同樣存在。在城裡，農民工的生活沒有人管理。他們缺乏教育，經常犯罪。我覺得農民工進城這種趨勢是很好的，因為這解決了鄉下的勞動力剩餘情況，同時豐富了城市的勞動力市場。但是，必須採取有關措施使之更完善。比如，應該有專門的部門負責管理農民工的生活和工作。另外，應向農民工增強有關遵紀守法方面的知識教育。

六、休閑與度假

1、時裝 Fashion

A populous saying goes like this: Clothes make the man. In other words, clothes show age, outlook, status, and income. However, clothes that look great on professional models may look terrible on the average buyer. Nowadays some college students like to go after fashion. They are generous to pay big money if they find some attractive or sexy clothes. In my opinion, beautiful clothes don』t help physically. Expensive clothes only make the buyer be proud of belonging to a high status group. In essence, we buy an image of success instead of perfect clothing. Therefore, fashion helps people to build a public image. But in most cases, public image is not reliable. As students, we should not always follow the fashion, which may lead us to the wrong way.

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俗話說：人靠衣裝。換句話說，衣服顯示人的年紀、長相、地位收入等信息。然而，在專業模特身上看起來特棒的衣服在普通的購買者身上也許很難看。現在，有很多大學生喜歡追隨時尚。他們如果發現了漂亮或性感的衣服，就慷慨解囊地購買。我認為，衣服並不能改變人的身形，貴重的衣服可能讓購買者感到驕傲，因為他們覺得自己屬於成功人群中的一員。在本質上，人們購買的是成功的幻想，而不是完美的衣服。而在很多時候，這種成功的外表假象是不可靠的。因此，作為學生。，我們不應盲目追求時裝，因為這樣也許會讓我們誤入歧途。

2、養寵物 Raising Pets

A pet is an animal kept by a person as a companion. Recently, more and more people, senior ones in particular, like to enjoy the company of tame animals. After the proction of such Disney movies as Carfield and Finding Nemo, people put more attention and love in animals. Animals are more likely to be treated as good friends or even as members of the family. Pets are affectionate. They are obedient to their masters. They appreciate the care given to them and seem to know how to express their thanks. Whatever happens, they always remain loyal to their masters. Although they sometimes play mischief, they are innocent and even childish. This makes them all the more lovely. Moreover, trained pets are very helpful. To raise a pet is a good choice to kill loneliness and sadness. But one should obey some laws if he/she decides to raise a pet. In addition, one has to make sure that the pet does not interfere with other』s life.

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寵物是人類的夥伴。現在，越來越多的人，特別是老人，喜歡養寵物來陪伴自己。一些出名的迪斯尼電影如《加啡貓》和《海底總動員》等播出後，人們對動物投入了更多的注意和愛心。動物更有可能被當作好朋友，或者是家庭中的一員。寵物討人喜歡。它們對主人很順從。不管發生什麼，它們都能保持對主人的忠誠。雖然有時候它們也會淘氣，但是顯得天真可愛，充滿孩子氣，這使得他們更加有意思。還有，受過訓練的寵物對人類很有幫助。養寵物是消除寂寞和傷心的良葯。但如果要決定養寵物，就得遵守相關法律，還要不會打攪他人的生活。

⑼ 關於幽默笑話的一片英語作文

Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」