吐槽英語四六級的搞笑句子

1. 對於英語四六級你有什麼要吐槽，網友直呼：涼了涼了

做真題，總結方法，重點攻破閱讀，爭取在閱讀上拿高分。同學，說真的，有進取心是很好的，但是50天從340到500這個跨度太大了，上次340，這次給自己定的目標就是過了就好，這樣實際點，目標太高失望越大

2. 搞笑的英語句子翻譯

一、幽默的英語句子
1) Money is not everything. There『s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don『t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。
16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
17)When two『s company, three『s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著？
二、勵志的英語句子
1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson.
如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。
3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要為那些不願在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間
4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.
過一種高尚而誠實的生活。當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。
5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
對於世界而言，你是一個人；但是對於某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance.
永遠不要以貌取人。
7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them.
記住：最好的愛存在於對別人的愛勝於對別人的索求之上。
9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.
舉起你的酒杯吧。不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！
10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.
尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。
11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善並了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.
不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那麼特別。
13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail."
俗話說：「能登上金字塔的生物，只有兩種------鷹和蝸牛。」
15.Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason.
記住：任何事情的發生都有因有起。
16.It only needs early cultivation to become a power.
只需及早培養，記憶自會成為一種才能。
17.Don't let a little dispute break up a great friendship.
不要讓小小的爭端損毀了一場偉大的友誼。
18. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那並不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
19. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; not only about survival.
生活是一串串的快樂時光；我們不僅僅是為了生存而生存。
20.Forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times.
真正的朋友會與你一同度過困難、傷心和煩惱的時刻。
21.Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終於遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
22.Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。
23.However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names.
不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。
24. The smallest courtesies along the rough roads of life are like the little birds that sing to us all winter long, and make that season of ice and snow more enrable.
在坎坷的生活道路上，最細小的禮貌猶如在漫長的冬天為我們歌唱的小鳥，那歌聲使冰天雪地的寒冷變得較易忍受。
25. When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers.
當你和你親近的人吵嘴的時候，試著就事論事，不要扯出那些陳芝麻、爛穀子的事。
26."Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love."
「誰拒愛於門外，也必將被愛拒諸門外。」
27. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.
毅力在效果上有時能同天才相比。

3. 英語搞笑句子徵集

這個啊，那可多了去了。
一樣舉一例吧：
鞋----挨著襪子
紅小兵----魚頭白菜疙瘩（讀版ga de,東北音。)
我有主意了----哎，鎬權頭挨地了！
上海在北緯30度----The Shanghai is 北緯30度！（「北緯30度」用漢語說，象說小沈陽的中文名字那樣。）

再難的我也不會翻譯了：
狗戴貓鈴哦～，狗戴貓鈴哦～，狗戴貓鈴上～山～崗～！（歌詞）

4. 求一句最搞笑的英語句子帶中文翻譯。

晚上好！抄
Moneyisnoteverything.There『sMastercard&Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛

5. 搞笑的英語句子

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn』t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車，後來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數，於是老子偷了一輛然後求上帝寬恕。

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爺爺那樣，安靜地在睡夢中死去，而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客一樣死法啊！

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠不能戰勝一個純SB，因為他會把你的智商拉到跟他個水平，然後用豐富的經驗打敗你。

4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it』s still on the list.

直譯：在這個世界上，我最不願意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。

5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

直譯：早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲！晚到的老鼠有乳酪！

6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直譯：在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.

7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don』t have a good partner, you』d better have a good hand.直譯：就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使，自己的手必須好使。

8、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can』t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯：有些人就像Slinkies（彈簧玩具），沒什麼實在用處，但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。

9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直譯：政客和紙尿布有一個共同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同一個理由——臟了！

10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯：偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什麼。

6. 考英語四六級你最難忘和最吐槽的事是啥說說

額，，，聽聽力記得一個，正聽到關鍵，旁邊男生很大聲的咳嗽了下，，，，