關於英語四級六級的笑話
大學英語四級和六抄級是有一襲定差別的。六級的難度比四級稍微難一點的。
全國大學英語等級考試是教育部主管的一項全國性的教學考試，國家教育部委託「全國大學英語四、六級考試委員會」（1993年前名為「大學英語四、六級標准化考試設計組」）負責設計、組織、管理與實施大學英語四、六級考試。大學英語四、六級標准化考試自1986年末開始籌備，1987年正式實施，其目的是對大學生的實際英語能力進行客觀、准確的測量，提高大學英語課程的教學質量。 大學英語考試在設計上必須滿足教育測量理論對大規模標准化考試的質量要求，是一個「標准關聯的常模參照測驗」。
❷ 關於英語的故事和笑話（1~6年級）
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似；類似
18.鳥窩與頭發
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
「是什麼鳥呢？」我姐姐問她。
「我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。」那孩子回答說。
「那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？」我姐姐鼓勵她道。
「哦，老師，就像你的頭發一樣。」
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
「我們有毒嗎？」一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
「是的，親愛的，」她回答說，「你問這個干什麼？」
「因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。」
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正准備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：「總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？」
英語笑話（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物，他肯定會生氣的；而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」，也有「雞眼」的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因為snail（蝸牛）的後背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces這個短語，你可千萬別以為是在鍾表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因為除了這個意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為製造鍾面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢游者（sleepwalker）夢游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢游者醒著呢，他的確就不會去夢遊了。
英語笑話（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。
-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英語笑話（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它們是從美國直接帶來的
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：「相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。」
英語笑話（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」
英語笑話（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
給我那個打贏的吧
-- 服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。
-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。
英語笑話（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝嗇鬼請客
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。」
「為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？」
「你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？」吝嗇鬼回答。
英語笑話（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告「年輕者」
這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，
千萬別進退休社區。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，「讓小的干吧。」
英語笑話（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
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❸ 有沒有有關4級的英語笑話，要中英文翻譯都有的。
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌？
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
❹ 關於英語科目的小笑話。
Three explorers
There are three explorers found "valley of hope". It is said that you will be able to get what you want if you shout three things you want and then jump down the valley of hope. There is a love called out "the beauty, beauty! Beauty！ Beauty! " Jump to the valley of hope, get a lot of beauty. One of the other explorers shouted "love reading books! Book! Book! " Jump to the valley of hope, and get a lot of books. Finally, an explorer is a person but now irresolute and hesitant, but do not know what is good. He thought for hours, and finally knew what he wanted. But he just went to the edge of the cliff, he tripped over the edge of the cliff stone, fell off the bottom, shiguwucun......
中文：三個探險者
有三個探險者意外找到『希望之谷』。傳說喊三聲你想要的東西，然後跳下『希望之谷』就能得到你想要的東西。其中有一個探險者喜歡美女，就大喊『美女！美女！美女！』再跳下『希望之谷』，就得到了很多美女。其中另一個探險者喜歡讀書就大喊『書！書！書！』再跳下『希望之谷』，就得到了很多書。最後一個探險家是一個優柔寡斷的人，但現在卻不知道要什麼東西好。他想了好幾個小時，終於知道要什麼東西好了：還是鈔票最管用。但是他剛走到懸崖邊，就被懸崖邊的小石子絆倒了，摔下谷底，屍骨無存。。。。。。
❺ 有誰知道英語四級開考前的笑話廣播
沒有啊 是音樂,,,,笑話是前面的節目...
❻ 關於英語四級考試
如果想要對方給你回報,首先喜歡上它.英語也是這樣啊.拿本詞彙書,重復又重復的背、理解.再到網上搜索有趣的英語素材每天接觸,培養語感,到時候,學校不逼迫你學,你自己也會找英語新聞、電視劇或電影來看了.畢竟,說英語的世界目前比我們想像的還大.
❼ 關於英語四級的笑話
有個人准備考英語四級~吃早餐的時候特地買了一根油條和兩個雞蛋~回圖個100分的好兆頭（答四級沒改革以前滿分是100）~
但是吃完油條敲第一個蛋開的時候他發現那顆是雙黃蛋~猶豫再三~他只吃了這個雙黃的~還留下個沒吃~
四級成績公布時他驚呼：「真准！」哥們兒都擠過來瞧~是挺準的——18分。
❽ 誰能告訴我關於英語四級的笑話書，全英文版的哦！謝謝
這些供你參考把
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can"t have them.
失去某人,最糟糕的莫過於,他近在身旁,卻猶如遠在天邊。
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
對於世界而言,你是一個人;但是對於某個人,你是他的整個世界。
Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心,也不要愁眉不展,因為你不知道是誰會愛上你的笑容。
Don"t waste your time on a man/woman ,who isn"t willing to waste their time on you.
不要為那些不願在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。
Just because someone doesn"t love you the way you want them to,doesn"t mean they don"t love you with all they have.
愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你,那比能夠不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
Don"t cry because it is over,smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣.微笑吧,為你的曾經擁有
你好，希望我的回答對你有所幫助！
❾ 英語四級和六級的區別
四級和六抄級到底有哪襲些區別呢？首先需要意識到的一點是六級一定是比四級難的，而且不僅僅是詞彙方面
詞彙方面：
四級要求考生掌握大概四千左右的詞彙量，而六級至少需要五千左右的詞彙量，注意是至少五千。
聽力方面：
六級聽力考試的時候聽力材料的語速是要明顯高於四級的，而且四級一般都是可以直接一步聽到答案的，但六級則需要你基本理解真個聽力材料的意思，提高了對考生的反應力和理解能力。同時六級的聽寫部分內容會長於四級
閱讀方面：
因為詞彙量提升的緣故，導致閱讀材料的長度也會相對加長，這樣難度也會相應的提高，但由於時間規定沒有太大的變化，因此六級不僅需要考生理解全文的基本意思，還要注意文章裡面的細節。迅速在選項中找到與原文相對的句子，從而找到答案，難度明顯提升
寫作，翻譯方面：
基於詞彙量提升的原因，寫作想要得高分，則需要寫一篇邏輯復雜與四級寫作要求的文章；翻譯則需要注意語境和理解