关于英语四级六级的笑话
大学英语四级和六抄级是有一袭定差别的。六级的难度比四级稍微难一点的。
全国大学英语等级考试是教育部主管的一项全国性的教学考试，国家教育部委托“全国大学英语四、六级考试委员会”（1993年前名为“大学英语四、六级标准化考试设计组”）负责设计、组织、管理与实施大学英语四、六级考试。大学英语四、六级标准化考试自1986年末开始筹备，1987年正式实施，其目的是对大学生的实际英语能力进行客观、准确的测量，提高大学英语课程的教学质量。 大学英语考试在设计上必须满足教育测量理论对大规模标准化考试的质量要求，是一个“标准关联的常模参照测验”。
❷ 关于英语的故事和笑话（1~6年级）
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似；类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”
英语笑话（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
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❸ 有没有有关4级的英语笑话，要中英文翻译都有的。
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
❹ 关于英语科目的小笑话。
Three explorers
There are three explorers found "valley of hope". It is said that you will be able to get what you want if you shout three things you want and then jump down the valley of hope. There is a love called out "the beauty, beauty! Beauty！ Beauty! " Jump to the valley of hope, get a lot of beauty. One of the other explorers shouted "love reading books! Book! Book! " Jump to the valley of hope, and get a lot of books. Finally, an explorer is a person but now irresolute and hesitant, but do not know what is good. He thought for hours, and finally knew what he wanted. But he just went to the edge of the cliff, he tripped over the edge of the cliff stone, fell off the bottom, shiguwucun......
中文：三个探险者
有三个探险者意外找到‘希望之谷’。传说喊三声你想要的东西，然后跳下‘希望之谷’就能得到你想要的东西。其中有一个探险者喜欢美女，就大喊‘美女！美女！美女！’再跳下‘希望之谷’，就得到了很多美女。其中另一个探险者喜欢读书就大喊‘书！书！书！’再跳下‘希望之谷’，就得到了很多书。最后一个探险家是一个优柔寡断的人，但现在却不知道要什么东西好。他想了好几个小时，终于知道要什么东西好了：还是钞票最管用。但是他刚走到悬崖边，就被悬崖边的小石子绊倒了，摔下谷底，尸骨无存。。。。。。
❺ 有谁知道英语四级开考前的笑话广播
没有啊 是音乐,,,,笑话是前面的节目...
❻ 关于英语四级考试
如果想要对方给你回报,首先喜欢上它.英语也是这样啊.拿本词汇书,重复又重复的背、理解.再到网上搜索有趣的英语素材每天接触,培养语感,到时候,学校不逼迫你学,你自己也会找英语新闻、电视剧或电影来看了.毕竟,说英语的世界目前比我们想象的还大.
❼ 关于英语四级的笑话
有个人准备考英语四级~吃早餐的时候特地买了一根油条和两个鸡蛋~回图个100分的好兆头（答四级没改革以前满分是100）~
但是吃完油条敲第一个蛋开的时候他发现那颗是双黄蛋~犹豫再三~他只吃了这个双黄的~还留下个没吃~
四级成绩公布时他惊呼：“真准！”哥们儿都挤过来瞧~是挺准的——18分。
❽ 谁能告诉我关于英语四级的笑话书，全英文版的哦！谢谢
这些供你参考把
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can"t have them.
失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边。
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。
Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知道是谁会爱上你的笑容。
Don"t waste your time on a man/woman ,who isn"t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
Just because someone doesn"t love you the way you want them to,doesn"t mean they don"t love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你,那比能够不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don"t cry because it is over,smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣.微笑吧,为你的曾经拥有
你好，希望我的回答对你有所帮助！
❾ 英语四级和六级的区别
四级和六抄级到底有哪袭些区别呢？首先需要意识到的一点是六级一定是比四级难的，而且不仅仅是词汇方面
词汇方面：
四级要求考生掌握大概四千左右的词汇量，而六级至少需要五千左右的词汇量，注意是至少五千。
听力方面：
六级听力考试的时候听力材料的语速是要明显高于四级的，而且四级一般都是可以直接一步听到答案的，但六级则需要你基本理解真个听力材料的意思，提高了对考生的反应力和理解能力。同时六级的听写部分内容会长于四级
阅读方面：
因为词汇量提升的缘故，导致阅读材料的长度也会相对加长，这样难度也会相应的提高，但由于时间规定没有太大的变化，因此六级不仅需要考生理解全文的基本意思，还要注意文章里面的细节。迅速在选项中找到与原文相对的句子，从而找到答案，难度明显提升
写作，翻译方面：
基于词汇量提升的原因，写作想要得高分，则需要写一篇逻辑复杂与四级写作要求的文章；翻译则需要注意语境和理解