初一上冊英語閱讀短文訓練題

Ⅰ 初一上冊：英語閱讀題10篇（短文） 最好不要太難的

A man with a green bag walks into a doctor's room."Please sit down.Let me have a look..."the doctor says."OK.There is something wrong with you. You have to more exercise."
"But ,doctor,"the man says."I don't think..."
"Don't tell me what you think,"the doctor says."I'm the doctor. I know wht you need.What you need is to walk quickly for at lest half ab hour a day."
"But I walk quickly ,"the man says.
"Oh,yes,and I know what kind of walking that is . You walk a few meters to the bus stop from your house,and a few mor meters from the bus stop to your office."
"Please listen to me ,doctor!"the man shouts ."I'm a mailman.I walk for seven hours every day and I come to send letters."
1,What color is the man 's bag?
2,Whenthe mailman comes in , what does the doctor ask him to do first?
3,The doctor thinks the mailman needs to walk quickly for at least-----a day.
4,The mailman sends letters -------every day.

╮(╯▽╰)╭唉——實在是太多！！！！！！！！我打了40分鍾！！！！！！！！！！

抱歉！！！！！！！！！！我就只能幫到這兒啦！！！！！

Ⅱ 求初一上冊的英語閱讀題練習

英語閱讀理解（2）
In the summer time,when there are many flowers,a beehive(蜂窩)is a very busy place.Bees fly from flower to flower. Flowers have a juice called nectar(花蜜).Bees take the nectar that thy like and make it into honey(蜂蜜).
When a bee finds some good nectar,it hurries home.It wants to tell the other bees where the nectar comes from.And it does!It tells how far to go.The bees go bake together for more nectar.
Every bee in the beehive is busy.That is why we say that someone who works hard is "as busy as bee"
根據短文內容回答句子正(T)誤(F)
( )1.Bees can make honey.
( )2.The whole passage is about how bees fly.
( )3.A bee's dance only tells other bees where to go.
( )4.In the summer time bees are very busy.
( )5.We say someone who works in summer is"as busy as bee"

答案:T F F T F

A Ten-Yaer-Old Teacher
A teacher can be any age .Just like Chrissie McKenney, she was only ten when she started teaching.
How did Chrissie get the job? It was not easy.Chrissie wanted to help children who cannot hear.But the school had never had such a young helper.Could Chrissie do it?
First,Chrissie learned to sign().Signing is a way of talking with your hands.Soon it was easy for Chrissie to talk to the children.So the school let her help.Now Chrissie visits the school almost every day.The children love their young teacher.She is tired friend.
( )1.Chrissie wanted to help children who cannot ____.
A.hear B.see C.play
( )2.THis passage tells about a ________.
A.special class B.young teacher C.sill person
( )3.In the third paragraph of the passage,what does the word"leaned" mean?It means "_____".
A.forgot B.found C.stopped
( )4.The school let Chrissie help because she ______.
A.was too old B.could sign C.could not hear
( )5.You can guess from the passage that most teachers_______.
A.are older than B.do not like C.are just like

答案:A B B B A

Ⅲ 英語七年級上冊閱讀理解練習 要答案

A
根據所給的閱讀材料完成表格，每空一詞。 Jane is from Toronto, Canada. She』s thirty-two. Now she is a high school teacher in Beijing. Kumiko comes from Tokyo. She is twenty-two years old. She is a doctor in Beijing. Huang Hua is from Tianjin. He is twenty-five. He works in Beijing. They come from different countries, but they all work hard for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
Name Jane Kumiko Huang Hua
Age 32 23 25
Birthplace Toronto Tokyo 4 ________
Nationality 1 _______ Japanese Chinese
Country Canada 3 ________ China
Job 2 ________ doctor 5 ________
B
I am Wang Lin, I am twelve years old. My pen pal Tom is form the United States. He is the same age as I. He is a middle school student in Beijing. There are three people in his family. His father is a teacher, he teaches English in a high school in Beijing. His mother is an English teacher, too. But they work in different schools. Tom goes to school in his mother』s car every day. They all like Chinese food. Tom』s father likes Guangdong food, he thinks it is delicious. Tom』s mother』s favorite food is Sichuan food. But Tom doesn』t like Sichuan food, he thinks it is too hot. So they often eat out on weekends.
( ) 6. How old is Tom? _______________ A. Eleven B. Twelve C. we don』t know
( ) 7. Tom』s father is _________________ A. a teacher B. an English teacher C. teaches English
( ) 8. Maybe (可能) Tom in the same school with _________
A. his mother B. Wang Lin C. his father
( ) 9. Tom doesn』t like Sichuan food because (因為)____________________ A. his father like it B. his mother like it C. it is too hot
( ) 10. They often eat out on weekends because ________________ A. they like Chinese food B. they like American food C. they are lazy (懶的)
C
John is six years old. He can read and write well. But he can`t tell the time. His mother, Mrs Brown teaches him many times, but he still can`t tell. He would say 「brerakfast time」, 「lunchtime」 and 「teatime」 instead of (代替) saying eight o`clock, twelve o`clock and four o`clock in the afternoon. His mother doesn`t know how to help him. One day John`s aunt, Mary comes to see his mother. His mother tell her about that. His aunt says. 「Let me help you. I think I can help him.」 When John comes home after school, Mary begins (開始) to teach him.. 「Can you count,John ?」 she asks him. 「Yes. One ,two three,four …」John says. 「That`s fine. Now I put the long hand (鍾表的長指針) on twelve and the short hand on one －that is one o`clock. If I put the short hand on two, what is the time?』』 「Two o`clock.」 「Good. And on three?」 「Three o`clock.」 Then it is four o`clock in the afternoon, and John`s aunt asks him, 「What time is it now ,John?」 「Teatime, Aunt, and I am very hungry (飢餓).」 John looks at the clock and answers.
( ) 11. John `s mother can`t teach him to __________. A. read B. write C. tell the time
( ) 12. When it`s twelve o`clock John says it`s __________. A. breakfasttime B. lunchtime C. teatime
( ) 13. The word 「count」 may mean (意思是) ____________. A. 計算 B. 數數 C. 認為
( ) 14. The long hand is on twelve, and the short hand is on five. What`s the time? A. It`s twelve B. It`s five C. It`s four
( ) 15. From the text (文章), we know _______. A. John says teatime instead of four o`clock in the afternoon. B. John has a nice watch (手錶). C. There is something wrong with John`s watch.
D
閱讀下面的短文，根據短文內容，用英語簡要回答問題。 Mr. Wang is our English teacher. He is more than (多於) fifty years old. He is tall and thin with black hair. He has a big nose and small eyes. He always wears a pair of glasses. He often wears a dark blue jacket and black pants. He is strict (嚴格的) at his work, but he is kind to us. He teaches English well. He often makes us laugh in his class. We all think English is very interesting. We all like him very much, too.
( ) 16. How old is Mr. Wang? A. 50 B. 45 C. more than 50
( ) 17. What does Mr. Wang look like? A. tall B. short C. nice
( ) 18. What does he often wear? A. a watch B. a pair of glasses C. a hat
( ) 19. What color is his jacket? A. black B. green C. blue
( ) 20. How do the students think of Mr. Wang? A. He is interesting B. He is kind C. He teaches English
E
Uncle Lee is coming to have dinner with us. Mum and I go shopping. We don`t have any meat (肉). We need to buy some. It`s ten yuan a kilo before (以前). But now two kilos are sixty yuan. I say, 「Mum, let`s buy some fish.」 Mum answers, 「OK.」 Fish is Uncle Lee`s favorite food. We buy one kilo and a half. We also buy some vegetables and some chicken, but we don`t buy any hamburgers. Uncle Lee doesn`t like them at all. Mum also wants to buy me some apples. You know, I like apples very much. But we can`t find any. We go home at a quarter to five in the afternoon.
( ) 21. How much is meat now? A. Ten yuan a kilo. B. Fifteen yuan a kilo C. Thirty yuan a kilo
( ) 22. What doesn`t mum buy? A. meat B. chicken C. hamburgers
( ) 23. Uncle Lee`s favorite food is __________. A. fish B. chicken C. noodles
( ) 24. The writer`s (作者的) favorite fruit (水果) is __________.
( ) 25. What time do they go home? A. at 5:15 B. at 4:45 C. at 5:45
F
Alan is an English boy. Now he studies in Shanghai Yucai Middle School. He is in Grade Seven. He has a dog. It`s black and white. The dog`s very clever. Alan likes it very much. Its faveorite food is bone (骨頭). Every day when Alan gets home, the dog meets him in front of (在……前面) the house. Alan`s friend, Jenny is an American girl. She is in Shanghai, too. They are in the same grade. But in different classes. She has a pet panda. It`s also a black and white, but it`s not a real (真正的) panda. It`s a toy. The panda is very clean (干凈的). Jenny often washes it in water. Where is the panda now? Oh, it`s sleeping (睡覺) with Jenny. Every night it sleeps with Jenny.
( ) 26. Where is Alan from? A. England B. America C. Canada
( ) 27. What`s Alan`s pet dog`s favorite food? A. fish B. meat C. bone
( ) 28. What grade is Jenny in? A. seven B. eight C. nine
( ) 29. What does the dog do when Alan gets home from school? A. It sleeps with him B. It meets him in front of the house C. It runns with him.
( ) 30. What animal is black and white according to the passage (根據文章)? A. cat B. dog C. panda and dog
G
Mary is from Canada. She teaches English in China now. she know a little Chinese. She isn`t free from Monday to Friday. So she often goes shopping on Saturday (星期六). Today is Saturday. Mary goes to the shop. She comes out of her car and goes into the shop. 「What can I do for you?」 the girl in the shop asks her in Chinese. Mary thinks she can tell the boy what she wants in Chinese. So she says in Chinese, 「A quilt (被子), please.」 Then the girl goes to the back of the shop. 「My Chinese is not bad. The girl understands (理解) me.」 She thinks. Mary is happy. Soon (不久) the girl comes back. She shows Mary a cup (杯子).
( ) 31. What`s Mary? A. a student B. a doctor C. a teacher
( ) 32. What does Mary often do on Saturday? A. do some washing B. go shopping C. go to school
( ) 33. How does Mary go to the shop? A. by bus B. by train C. by car
( ) 34. What does Mary think of her Chinese? A. very good B. very bad C. very poor
( ) 35. What does the girl think Mary need? A. a cup B. a quilt C. books
H
Hello, boys and girls. My name is Kangkang. I`m from Tianjin. I`m No.1 middle school. My mother works in No.1 middle school. She teaches Chinese. My father is a doctor in a hospital. They both work hard. On Sunday my mother and I often do some shopping. My mother likes shopping a lot. We will go shopping this Sunday afternoon. My mother says she will buy me a red coat. But I don`t like red. I want a yellow one. My mother says yes to me. I am happy. My father doesn`t like shopping at all. He likes animals best. He often takes me to the zoo. My favorite animal is the panda. I think panda are very cute. This Sunday morning my father will go to the zoo with me. I love my parents very much. They love me, too. I have a happy family.
( ) 36. Kangkang`s mother is a ____________. A. doctor B. nurse C. teacher
( ) 37. What color does Kangkang like? A. red B. yellow C. black
( ) 38. ______ likes animals best. A. Kangkang`s mother B. Kangkang C. Kangkang`s father
( ) 39. ______ is Kangkang`s favorite animal? A. the monkey B. the panda C. the elephant
( ) 40. There are (有) ______ people in Kangkang`s family. A. two B. three C. four
I
I am a student in China now. My name is Kelly Smith. I live with my parents, two sisters and a brother in Beijing. My parents teach English in No. 6 Middle School. I study in the same school. I am happy here, because I like my new school and the classmates. They are very kind to me. They like to play with me because I look different from them. I have blue eyes and long blond hair. They often say I look like a doll (洋娃娃). Also I speak English well, so lots of students like to talk with me to improve (提高) their English.
( ) 41. How many people are there in Kelly`s family? A. three B. five C. six
( ) 42. Kelly`s parents are _______. A. doctors B. teachers C. farmers
( ) 43. Why does Kelly like her new school? A. Because it is very big. B. Because it is very beautiful
( ) 44. What color are Kelly`s eyes? A. blonde B. black C. blue
( ) 45. Why do students like to talk with Kelly? A. Because Kelly is a beautiful girl. B. Because Kelly`s English is very good. C. Because Kelly is very interesting.
參 考 答 案
1. Canadian 2. teacher 3. Japan 4. Tianjin 5. worker 6—10 BAACA 11—15 CBBBA 16—20 CABCB 21--25 CCAAB 26—30 ACABC 31—35 CBCAA 36—40 CBCBB 41—45 CBCCB

Ⅳ 英語閱讀理解試題（初一上）

1.At the Barber's Shop(理發店)
Jack went to a barber's shop and had his hair cut, but when he came out, he
was not happy with the result(結果). When his friend Bob saw him, he laughed
and said, "What has happened to your hair,Jack?"
Jack said, "I tried a new barber's shop today, because I wasn't quite satisfied
with my old one, but this one seems even worse."
Bob agreed(同意). "Yes, I think you're right, Jack. Now I'll tell you what
to do when you go into a barber's shop next time: look at all the barber's hair,
find out whose hair looks worst, and then go straight to him."
"Why shall I go to him?" Jack asked. "But that would be foolish!"
"Oh, no, it wouldn't," answered Bob. "Who cut that man's hair? Just think
it. He couldn't cut it himself, could he? Another of the barbers cut it. So
you know he can't be the worst barber."

1. When Jack went out of the barber's shop, he was not happy because ____.
A. nobody had cut his hair
B. the barber hadn't cut his hair well
C. the barber had cut his hair carefully
D. he was not satisfied with his old barber
#B
2. "I tried a new barber's shop today." means ____.
A. this barber's shop was a new one
B. this was the only barber's shop in this town
C. Jack often went to this barber's shop
D. Jack had not been to this barber's shop before
#D
3. After Jack had his hair cut, he thought ____.
A. the new barber's shop was the best one
B. the old barber's shop wasn't so good as the new one
C. the new barber's shop was worse than the old one
D. the old barber's shop was the worst one
#C
4. Bob told Jack to find out which barber's hair looked the worst and then go straight to him. Why?
A. Because he was certainly the best barber.
B. Because he was free all the time.
C. Because he was the worst barber.
D. Because he wasn't the worst barber.
#D
5. From the story we know that ____.
A. it's foolish to have one's hair cut at a barber's shop
B. barbers cut each other's hair
C. barbers never have their hair cut
D. a barber always cuts his hair by himself
#B

Ⅳ 七年級上冊英語5篇短文【內附練習題】

Ⅵ.閱讀理解(20分)
A
Mr.Jones and Mr.Brown work in the same office.One day,Mr.Jones says to Mr.Brown,「We want to have a small party at our house tomorrow evening.Welcome you and your wife(妻子)to come to the party.」
Mr.Brown says,「Thank you very much.I want to phone my wife and ask her.」So Mr.Brown goes to the next room and makes a telephone call.When he comes back,he isn』t happy.
「Why are you not happy?」says Mr.Jones,「Do you speak to your wife?」
「No,she isn』t at home.My small son answers the phone.He says his mother is looking for(尋找) him outside.」
1.Mr.Jones wants to have a party__________.
A.in the morning B.in the evening
C.tomorrow D.tomorrow evening
答案:D 細節考查題。根據句子「We want to have a small party at our house tomorrow evening」可直接得到答案。
2.Mr.Jones wants to ask __________ to the party.
A.Mr.Brown B.Mr.Brown and his wife
C.Mrs.Brown D.all of his good friends
答案:B 根據第一段Mr.Jones的話可知，他邀請Mr.Brown and his wife夫婦二人共同參加他的聚會。
3.Mr.Brown wants to go to the party,he goes_________.
A.to phone his wife B.to ask his son
C.to telephone his friends D.to go home
答案:A 根據短文第二段第一句可知，Mr.Brown很樂意參加聚會，於是給妻子打電話徵求意見。故答案選A項。
4.The telephone is _______.
A.in the same office B.near the office
C.in the next room D.at Mr.Jones office
答案:C 細節考查題。由句子「So Mr.Brown goes to the next room...」可知電話在隔壁的房間里。
5.Mr.Brown speaks to _______ on the phone.
A.Mr.Brown B.Mrs.Jones C.his son D.no one
答案:C 由短文最後一段的「My small son answers the phone」可知接電話的是「我的兒子」。
B
Jack is ten years old this year.He is in Grade Three.He doesn』t work hard at school.His teacher doesn』t like him.But Jack thinks he is the cleverest student in his class.And he thinks his maths is good.On a Sunday afternoon,Jack goes home.He feels very hungry.So he says to his mother,「Mum,I am very hungry.Can I have some food to eat?」「Supper is not ready now,but there are two apples on the plate(盤子).You can eat them first.」When he sees the two apples,Jack says,「Mother,I have three apples now.Look!This is the first one.This is the second one.One and two is three.I am very clever.」「Yes,You』re very clever,」says his mother.「Now give me the first apple,your father will eat the second one.And you eat the third one.」
6.Jack』s teacher doesn』t like him because ________.
A.he doesn』t work hard at school B.he doesn』t listen to his teacher in class
C.he doesn』t do his homework D.he doesn』t go to school on time
答案:A 細節考查題。由短文第三句話可直接得到答案。
7.Jack thinks his _________ is good.
A.English B.maths C.Chinese D.homework
答案:B 細節考查題。由句子「And he thinks his maths is good.」可直接得到答案。
8.One day when Jack goes home.He feels ________.
A.happy B.sad C.hungry D.thirsty
答案:C 細節考查題。由句子「He feels very hungry.」可直接得到答案。
9.His mother tells him there are two apples _________.
A.on the plate B.on the table
C.on the bed D.on the chair
答案:A 細節考查題。由句子「...two apples on the plate...」可直接得到答案。
10.Can Jack eat the third apple?
A.No,he can』t. B.No,he can.
C.Yes,he is right. D.Yes,he can』t.
答案:A 這是一道邏輯推理題。因為盤子里只有兩個蘋果，所以Jack不可能吃到第三個蘋果。

Ⅶ. 閱讀理解。（2×15=30分）
B
Come here and look at these pictures. This is a picture of a man, Mr. Brown, and a boy, Jim Brown. Mr. Brown is Jim Brown』s father. And Jim Brown is Mr. Brown』s son. That is a picture of a woman, Mrs. Brown, and a girl, Mary Brown. Mrs. Brown is Mr. Brown』s wife（妻子）and Mary Brown』s mother. Mary Brown is Jim』s sister.
( ) 51. Mary』s father is .
A. Jim B. Jim Brown C. Mr. Jim D. Mr. Brown
( ) 52. Jim』s mother is .
A. Mary B. Miss Mary C. Mrs. Mary D. Mrs. Brown
( ) 53. Jim Brown is .
A. Mary』s sister B. Jim』s brother C. Mr. Brown』s son D. Mary』s son
( ) 54. Mr. Brown』s daughter is .
A. Jim』s sister B. the wife of Jim C. Mrs. Mary D. Mrs. Brown
( ) 55. The two pictures have people.
A. eight B. six C. five D. four
C
This room is not big but nice. There』s a bed, a desk and some chairs in it. The desk is next to the window. On the desk, there is a book, a glass and some cakes. The bed is next to the desk. There are pants and a coat on the bed. The pants are green. They are new. The coat is yellow. It』s new, too. Under the bed, there are some shoes and two balls. This is Susan』s room. She』s a good student.
( ) 56. The desk is , the cakes are , and the balls are .
A. next to the window; on the bed; on the desk
B. next to the window; on the desk; under the bed
C. next to the desk; on the bed; under the bed
D. next to the window; near the bed; on the desk
( ) 57. The trousers are and the coat is .
A. yellow; green B. green; green C. green; yellow D. yellow; yellow
( ) 58. are new.
A. The desk and the trousers B. The trousers and the shoes
C. The trousers and the coat D. The room and the bed
( ) 59. Susan is .
A. a teacher B. a man C. a boy D. a girl
( ) 60. This room is not .
A. nice B. big C. small D. big and nice

答案51~55 DDCAD 56~60 BCCDB
八、閱讀理解。根據下列短文內容選擇最佳答案。（10分）
Look at this . Here』s a pencil case, it』s orange, it』s my pencil case, it』s on the desk.
Look! This is a pen, it』s black. And this is an eraser, it』s blue and white. They』re both
(都) in the pencil case. This is a ruler, it』s red, it』s on the pencil case. That is a ruler, too.
It』s yellow. It』s in the drawer. Where』s my math book? Ah, it』s there, under the sofa.
( ) 1. This is pencil case.
A. my B. her C. his
( ) 2. The yellow ruler
A. in the backpack B. in the drawer C. on the pencil case
( ) 3. in the pencil .
A. A pen is B. An eraser C. A and B are
( ) 4. The is orange.
A. pen B. pencil C. pencil case
( ) 5. Where is my English book?
A. Under the sofa B. On the desk C. Sorry, I don』t know.
答案： 八、ABCCC
希望能幫上你。

Ⅵ 初一英語閱讀短文題300字

Come and see the Indian elephants and the new tigers from America. The bears are waiting to meet you, and the monkeys from China are waiting to throw things to you. The lovely koalas（樹袋熊)from Australia are waiting to laugh at you,and the giraffes from Zambia(尚比亞）are waiting to look down on you

Tickets
Grown-ups(成人）：$:2.00
Children：Over 12:$1.00 Under12:Free
Keep the zoo clean!
Do not touch,give food to or go near the animals.
Opening time:
10:00am-3:00pm(mon.-Fri.)
9:00am-4:00pm（Sat.and Sun)

1.（ c ）How many kinds of animals are talked about in this passage?
A.Four B . Five C.Six D.Seven
2.( c )Now Mr Smith is in the zoo with his tow sons,one aged 14and the other aged 10.How much are the tickets altogether?
A.$4.00 B.$2.00 C.$3.00 D.$1.00

Ⅶ 七年級上冊英語閱讀理解題（湘教版） 越多越好！

Mr. Smith is a big man. He is very heavy. His old clothes are too small. He wants(想要) to buy new shirts and pants that are very big. The pants must(必須) be very long. He does not want to buy short pants. And he wants dark brown pants and light blue shirts. He doesn』 like black or white.
( ) 36. What does Mr. Smith look like?
A. Small and heavy. B. Big and thin. C. Big and heavy.
( ) 37. His _______ clothes are small.
A. old B. new C. old and new
( ) 38. He wants to buy ________.
A. short pants B. long pants C. green shirts
( ) 39. His new clothes must be _________.
A. very small B. very short C. very big
( ) 40. He wants _________.
A. dark brown pants B. dark blue shirts C. black pants
七、完形填空（10分）
This is my friend, Chen Hong. She 41 a nurse(護士). She 42 long, brown hair. It』s different. What color are 43 eyes? 44 are black. And they 45 big. She likes pants. Her favorite color is 46 . 47 , she』s wearing a red sweater and 48 of white pants. Her legs are very 49 . So(所以) her pants are very long. Where is she from? Let me tell you. She is from China. Her name is a 50 one.
( ) 41. A. be B. am C. is D. are
( ) 42. A. have B. has C. is have D. do have
( ) 43. A. her B. she C. he D. his
( ) 44. A. It B. He C. She D. They
( ) 45. A. be B. am C. is D. are
( ) 46. A. red B. green C. brown D. gray
( ) 47. A. See B. Know C. Look D. Call
( ) 48. A. a B. pair C. a pair D. pairs
( ) 49. A. short B. long C. big D. heavy
( ) 50. A. Japanese B. American C. Chinese D. French

Ⅷ 求七年級上冊英語閱讀短文20篇 含答案

1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」