有趣英語短文閱讀答案

① 求有趣的英語小短文5篇以上

這里有幾個英語小短文,希望你喜歡:

1.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".

2. Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
「Before I came out，」 said one，「I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．」
「You don't know my work，」 said the other．

「What is your work？」
「I'm a policeman．
「Oh！」 cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，「And do you know my work？」「No，」said the policeman．
「I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．」
譯文：
你知道我是干什麼的嗎？
一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。
兩個人站在外面，看著大火。
「在我出來之前，」其中一個說：「我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。」
「你不知道我是干什麼的。」另一個說。
「你是干什麼的？」
「我是警察。」
「噢！」第一個人喊了一聲,靈機一動,說：「那你知道我是干什麼的？」「不知道。」警察說。
「我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。」

3.
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什麼那麼紅？
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架？
媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。
弗雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。

4.
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？
傑克：當然應該了。
湯姆：為什麼？
傑克：否則他就該跟我借了。

5.
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽：你為什麼不停地跳上跳下的？
湯姆：我剛吃完葯，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了

6.
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵，於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裡時大聲喊：「世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。」
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：「媽媽來了？」

② 誰能給我一篇小學6年級1分鍾內有趣的英語短文 跟題目一樣,有趣一些,並附上漢字翻譯.

I like banana very much.
banana always grows in the warm area.
it's nice to eat,and it is good for our healths.
like us ,monkeys also like to eat bananas.
you can see this in the zoo.
我喜歡香蕉非常復.
香蕉總是生長制在溫暖的地區.
這是很好吃,而且有利於我們的健康
.
同我們一樣,猴子也喜歡吃的香蕉.
你可以在動物園看到他們.

③ 內容是美國式幽默或幽默的英語文章(閱讀理解,短文也可)

http://www.taohai.com/cn/newsdetail.asp?id=2547
這個是老友記的劇本，裡面都是美式幽默。。你可以看看～

或者
TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"

http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html

④ 求一篇英文幽默短文,附帶閱讀理解題目

On the first day of college,the Dean addressed the students,pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,and the male dormitory to the female students.Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued:"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.Are there any questions?"
this point,a male student in the crowd inquired:"How much for a season pass?"

⑤ 要一篇有趣的英文小短文.不要太深奧。小學生讀的懂得

兩只青蛙
A
group
of
frogs
were
traveling
through
the
woods,
and
two
of
them
fell
into
a
deep
pit.
When
the
other
frogs
saw
how
deep
the
pit
was,
they
told
the
two
frogs
that
they
were
as
good
as
dead.
The
two
frogs
ignored
the
comments
and
tried
to
jump
up
out
of
the
pit
with
all
their
might.
The
other
frogs
kept
telling
them
to
stop,
that
they
were
as
good
as
dead.
Finally,
one
of
the
frogs
took
heed
to
what
the
other
frogs
were
saying
and
gave
up.
He
fell
down
and
died.
The
other
frog
continued
to
jump
as
hard
as
he
could.
Once
again,
the
crowd
of
frogs
yelled
at
him
to
stop
the
pain
and
just
die.
He
jumped
even
harder
and
finally
made
it
out.
When
he
got
out,
the
other
frogs
said,
did
you
not
hear
us?
The
frog
explained
to
them
that
he
was
deaf.
He
thought
they
were
encouraging
him
the
entire
time.
一群青蛙正在穿越森林，突然其中兩只掉進一個深坑。當其他青蛙看到這個坑有多深時，就對這兩只青蛙說他們必死無疑了。那兩只青蛙沒有理會他們的話，竭盡全力想跳出這個坑。其他青蛙不停地勸他們別再白費力氣了，說他們死定了。最後，其中一隻聽從了那些青蛙的話，於是就放棄了。他倒下去死掉了。
另一隻青蛙繼續使勁地跳。那群青蛙再次向他大喊，要他放棄努力等死算了。他卻跳得更歡，最終跳了出來。在他出來之後，其餘的青蛙問他：「你沒聽到我們的話嗎？」這只青蛙解釋說他是個聾子，以為他們一直在鼓勵他呢。

⑥ 誰有一篇有趣的英語小短文

Talking clock 會說話的鍾
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," the man replied."How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.Suddenly,someone screamed from the other side of the wall,"Knock it off,you idiot!It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意.「那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什麼用的?」他的一個朋友問他.「那玩意兒厲害了,那是一個會說話的鍾」,學生回答.「這鍾怎麼工作的」,他的朋友問.「看著,別眨眼了」,那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子,拚命地敲了一下,聲音震耳欲聾.突然,他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫,「別敲了,你這白痴!現在是凌晨兩點鍾了!」

⑦ 一件有趣的事 英語短文

原創的復
An interesting thing
This sunday, I went a park with my parents.First,we went boating.I'm so excited to travel by boat.Then, we had lunch on the grass at noon. We had bread,juice and so on.They were very delicious.Finally, we went home by car.We all had a great time.
一件有趣的事制
這個禮拜天，我和父母一起去公園。首先，我們去劃船。我對在船上旅行很激動。然後，中午我們在草地上吃午飯。我們吃了麵包、果汁還有許多。它們都很美味。最後，我們乘車回家。我們都玩得很高興。

⑧ 急需有趣的英語小短文（小學水平）

英語笑話（一）

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物，他肯定會生氣的；而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」，也有「雞眼」的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因為snail（蝸牛）的後背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces這個短語，你可千萬別以為是在鍾表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因為除了這個意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為製造鍾面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎樣才能不讓夢游者（sleepwalker）夢游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢游者醒著呢，他的確就不會去夢遊了。

英語笑話（二）

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一個大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

英語笑話（三）

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它們是從美國直接帶來的

一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：「相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。」

英語笑話（四）my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不識字

布朗夫人：哦，

親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！

史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！

布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」

英語笑話（五）Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

給我那個打贏的吧

-- 服務員，

這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。

-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。

-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。

⑨ 有趣的英語短文

Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to st.