是英語閱讀短文里的
㈠ 英語閱讀短文一般用什麼表示
做好高考英語閱讀表達題方法，
一、了解考查內容
閱讀部分考查的是考生的閱讀理解能力，即對文章的整體和局部信息的理解和掌握情況。整體指的是文章的主旨大意，作者的態度、意圖等；局部是指分散在文中的一些具體、特點的信息，了解了考查內容，對於考生就可以做到心中有數。
1. 文章的基本結構和主旨大義
英語文章講究使用主題段和主題句。主題段通常在文章開頭，簡要概括文章的中心思想，主題句則有可能在一段的開頭，也可能在中間或末尾作用是交代該段的中心思想，再由全段展開或討論這個意思，段與段之間通常有詞語連接，使文章作文連貫。如果要准確、深刻地理解一篇文章，必須對其結構有所了解，把握住全篇的文脈，對這種能力的考查主要反映在涉及文章中心思想，文中某一段大意或指代關系的題目中，文章的中心思想，有時從文章的第一個段落甚至第一個句子即可得出文章的主旨大義，以這一段或者句子讀者就會知道文章描述的是誰，作者希望讀者了解主題方面的哪些內容。當然，有時，文章的主旨大義則需以文章的字里行間進行推斷，這類試題主要考查略讀文章、領會大意的能力，它對考生的歸納、概括能力有一定的要求。
2. 作者意圖和態度
每篇文章都有一個特定的寫作目的，或是向讀者傳遞某個信息，講授某個道理等或是愉悅讀者。而這些信息並不是明確的表達出來，而是隱含在文章當中，因此這要求考生在理解文章總體內容的基礎上，才能領會作者的言外之意。
3. 文中具體信息
文章的主題和中心思想確立後，還需要有大量細節信息的支撐。這些細節對於理解全文至關重要。同時也是歸納和概括文章中心思想的基礎。因而不容忽視。通常會根據不同的要求考查文中的一些具體細節。這種比較直接，考生容易找到答案，但有時也較為間接，需要進行歸納、概括和推理。
4. 推測生詞詞義
正確理解文章中單詞或短語的含義是理解文章的第一步，不懂單詞的含義，根本就談不上理解文章，同時應該清楚英語單詞的含義並非等同於詞典中所標注的漢語意思，其含義隨不同的語境會有所不同，所以這時必須根據上下文，才能正確理解靈活變化的詞義，這樣才算是真正初步具備了閱讀理解能力。在英語閱讀文章中常會遇到一些生詞，但許多這類生詞的詞義可以通過上下文推斷出來，這種不使用字典而通過閱讀上下文來認識生詞的能力，是一個合格的讀者必須具備的能力。
5. 作出簡單判斷和推理
閱讀文章的主要目的是獲取作者所要傳述的信息，在實際的閱讀活動中，有時需要根據文章提供的事實和線索，推測出作者未提到的事實或某事發生的可能性等。
二、應試技能訓練
1. 提高閱讀速度
要想在短時間內拿到閱讀高分，閱讀速度和理解的准確度兩者都不能少，平常要注意多做快速閱讀和精讀相結合練習。通常考生要有一定的時間要求。訓練閱讀速度的方法因人而異。有些人閱讀速度較慢是因為詞彙量太小，不得不邊讀邊查字典。那麼對這些人而言，提高速度的最佳方法是多掌握一些詞彙，多讀一些適合自己水平的讀物，閱讀時仍遇到生詞，可先嘗試跳過。如果跳過的生詞為關鍵詞，讀完文章後仍有猜不出的，可統一查詢詞典。通過不同方法，如採用以手指詞強制逐字閱讀的訓練方法，；加快閱讀速度。
2. 帶著問題讀文章
考生切記做題時，要帶著問題讀文章，即先看題目，弄清楚題目要求，帶著問題有目的地進行閱讀。這樣能把握方向。通常信息常隱於短文中，但篇幅長為利於快速捕捉信息，先看試題，了解試題題干以及各個選項所包含的信息。然後有針對性地對文章進行掃讀，對有關信息進行整合，甄別、分析、對比，有根有據地排除干擾項，選出正確答案。這樣做，提高了做題的准確率，節省了寶貴的時間，特別適用與圖形表格類題材的理解。
3. 理順思路與文章脈絡
這種方法可以幫助你理清文章的頭緒，建議考試中在試卷相應處做出自己可以識別的標記。如記敘文多與人物為中心，以時間、空間為線索，按事件的發生、發展、結尾展開故事，在閱讀此類文章的過程中每出現人物、時間、地點的時候作一個小標記，以便最快時間里找到文章發展情節。而論述性文章則包含論點、論據、結論三大要素，通過解釋、舉例來闡述觀點，那麼考生可以根據文章的特點，詳讀細節以實詞、時間、地點、事件因果等為線索，找出關鍵詞語，運用「畫圖列表法」快速突破那些要求考生找出原因和結果的題目。
4. 巧用標題和首句
有時閱讀短文帶有小標題，這時的小標題就非常重要，因為小標題都是文章的點晴之筆，都與文章的中心和文後的問題密切相關，利用得好有助於加快、加深對文章的理解，有利於文章內函的挖掘，同時考生要注意首句，首句的作用有時與文章的標題有異曲同工之妙，解題時應注意利用，它是對一段文章內容的概括，其後續語句是對首句的說明、解釋。
5. 加強閱讀習慣的養成
閱讀時，學生的良好習慣也非常重要。平時閱讀時，不要隨意性太強，要在限定的時間去完成閱讀任務，不要每逢詞便查字典，要學會通過上下文猜測詞意。不要字字都讀，要學會眼掃開頭結尾，確定主題大意，不放過關鍵詞語，要抓住but, however 等詞的真正意圖。把握重要的長句，學會找到句子的並列或主從結構特徵以理解句意，不輕易根據某細節妄下結論。不以中國的習俗及價值觀念為准繩去評判區別英語國家人們的行為習慣。
學生要如何提高自己的閱讀理解水平，除了要了解文章要考查的內容之外，還要注意做題的一些應試技能策略，平時還要加強掌握基本的英語語言知識和一定的語言文化背景知識，盡量爭取多讀一些英語文章，並通過閱讀培養起學生對英語的興趣。
㈡ 英語閱讀短文D（有排序,根據文章內容填入文中的）這樣的題怎麼才能准確的做啊,介紹點方法
此類問題屬於閱讀中的難點,如果一邊看一邊做,第一遍只能填上一兩版個或根本填不權上,而且填上的答案也有可能是錯誤的,從而造成下面思維的混亂,可能會錯不止一個.最好的辦法是先讀一遍原文,把文章大體內容濾清,再看一遍選項,有的可以直接填上,要注意空的位置,如果在段首和段尾可能是對整段的概述或承上啟下,要仔細讀選項,有的選項意思相似但存在細微的差別,不要緊張,細讀每一個單詞,有的選項中可能含有像not,hardly之類的否定詞千萬不要看錯,有的選項看似與原文沒太大關系,實際上是一種比喻比如說前文講的是英語的聽說讀寫,後面有兩個選項,一個是英語的讀和寫都很重要,一個是學英語就是輸入和輸出.這個問題看似選第一個,實際上是選第二個,輸入和輸出就相當於聽說讀寫的一種比喻（先學再用）,最難的是句子在中間,要反復讀上下文的意思,注意：片面的表述絕大部分是錯誤的.
還有不會的可以問我
㈢ 有一本英語閱讀本是這篇文章里的
1由點到面，構建知識網路
對所學的知識點分步地進行梳理、歸納和總結，理清內知識脈絡。從一個簡單的語法容點或一個核心句型開始延伸，理清它們的變化形式、變化規律以及與時態、語態等的關聯。所謂由點到面，構建知識網路。
2由面到點，加深記憶，查漏補缺
回歸課本，查缺補漏，打好基礎。以單元為單位展開復習，回憶每單元所學的主要內容，包括核心單詞、重點句型和語法，以及需要掌握的對話等。回憶時要有框架，由面到點，比如先通過目錄頁回憶每個單元的話題，然後再回憶細化的知識點。
3聚焦重難點，鞏固易錯點
對每單元中的重點內容（詞彙、句型和語法）和在練習中易錯的點作進一步的復習，解決重點、難點和疑點，加深理解。多看錯題本，攻克錯題。
4經典題目自測，檢驗復習效果
對復習效果進行檢測，會產生成就感或緊張感，從而自覺主動地去學習，同時可以及時調整復習方法。在復習完成時，選取一定數量的題目進行檢測非常有必要。多做典型題，摸清規律，學會舉一反三，但不提倡題海戰術。
想要考個好成績，除了熟練掌握單詞、語法、句型，還要有正確的答題技巧
㈣ 英語閱讀中找出短文中的對應詞
理解.我也常常這樣,
後來老師就給我說這樣的很正常.
只要做題切勿急,不要看內到了原句就容馬上高興的就選了,往往這種題是馬虎人的,所以選出了答案要多推敲.只要你細心點,這個問題就很好的解決了.
呵呵.本人就是一個成功的例子.希望對你有幫助
㈤ 在英語閱讀題中，如果短文里是這樣寫的：
打對。
㈥ 英語閱讀小短文【50字以下，加翻譯】要三篇
My Room
This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.
我的房間
這是我的房間。 在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經常在那做我的家庭作業。 您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在牆壁在書桌有貓的圖片。 有一個時鍾在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那裡，並且我能看外面的樹和路
Skating
Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!
滑冰
媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。 從那時起，我愛好滑冰。 它不僅使我越來越加強，而且幫助我知道生活許多真諦。 我知道摔倒是正常的，並且，如果只有你能摔倒後再站起來，就是非常好!
The Sea
What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don』t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It』s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.
海
你對海知道些什麼？ 某些人知道關於它，但其他不。 海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。 我們能看海灘、樹和海。 我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。
㈦ 英語閱讀短文
文章介紹情感宣洩出來要比隱藏起來更好，但是需要用健康的方式去表達，而不能傷害別人情感 答案為ADBBC
細節題：Some people in the UK use the expression 「take a deep breath and count to 10」, meaning take a pause, breathe deeply and let yourself calm down instead of getting angry. 即A選項
推斷題：文章沒有顯示劃線部分是哪個it，根據答案設置應該就是第二段第四行的it,答案是D。為便於理解，下面我們逐個分析。
Expressing emotions is important rather than hiding them or keeping them inside. Everyone feels negative emotions such as anger and needs to deal with them. But there are healthy ways to express anger and ways to control it. (it--anger).Shouting bad words at someone will hurt the other person or make them angry too. If you feel angry, it(形式主語） is best to think before you speak. Some people in the UK use the expression 「take a deep breath and count to 10」, meaning take a pause, breathe deeply and let yourself calm down instead of getting angry.
Another expression people use to say they are controlling their anger is 「biting their lip」. This means not letting the bad words come out of their mouth. If you cannot think of anything but bad words, it（形式主語） is probably best to 「bite your lip.」 But sometimes letting all your anger out can be cathartic(宣洩情緒), as long as you do it（letting all your anger out） at the right place and time. If you have just had a bad day, you could go into a room by yourself and scream or yell very loudly. Or if you want to hit someone or smash something, you could hit a pillow instead. Then after you let your anger out this way, you』ll be able to deal with your problems more calmly.
If you do lose your temper with someone, though, you need to apologize. One way to do this is to say 「pardon my French」. This expression has been used for many years as an apology for bad language. Then you can calmly explain what made you upset.
B細節題：第二段末尾說的很清楚：Then after you let your anger out this way, you』ll be able to deal with your problems more calmly.
B細節題：第二段倒數第二句Or if you want to hit someone or smash something, you could hit a pillow instead. ACD都是干擾項
C.回歸原文找到出處，定位至第三段，把握主題句。If you do lose your temper with someone, though, you need to apologize. 從這一句可以大致推斷本段圍繞道歉和補救措施。再往後看，One way to do this is to say 「pardon my French」. This expression has been used for many years as an apology for bad language. 這時候答案已經顯而易見。
Emotionsneed to be expressed but in a way that hurts no one.
主旨題：從第一段的句子：Expressing emotions is important rather than hiding them or keeping them inside.和But there are healthy ways to express anger and ways to control it.可知作者認為情感需要宣洩，但是需要用不能傷害別人的方式
㈧ 英語閱讀小短文
以下為本人精心解答，還望樓主滿意^_^
1.
What
does
the
monster
in
Loch
Ness
look
like?
It
looks
like
a
dinosaur.
（它看起來像一隻恐龍。）
2.
What
did
Robert
Kenneth
Wilson
do
in
1934?
He
gave
a
newspaper
a
photo
of
the
monster.
（他給了一回家報紙一張這個怪獸的照片答。）
3.
How
did
Christian
Spurling
surprise
everyone?
He
said
the
photo
of
the
Loch
Ness
Monster
was
a
fake.
（他說這張尼斯湖水怪的照片是假的。）
4.
How
are
many
tricks
and
jokes
spread
today?
They
are
spread
using
e-mail.
（它們是通過電子郵件的使用而得以傳播的。）
5.
What
do
you
thank
of
tricks
and
jokes
like
today?
Some
can
be
funny,
but
others
can
cause
trouble.
（一些很有趣，不過另外一些可能會製造麻煩。）
㈨ 怎樣判斷英語閱讀理解中的短文是節選自何處
樓主，這得看你平時的閱讀量了！
報紙的一般是新聞語言，雜志的得回看是什麼類型的雜志，因為國答外有些雜志不也發表論文用嗎？至於是論文還是演講稿，你看它的語言用詞就可以了，而且論文之類的它的語言一般都很規范且內容主題一般很具科研性的。
你平時看這些的時候，多注意它們的區別，基本上不難辨別的。話說，一般閱讀理解出這樣的選擇題概率應該不大，即使有也不會很難判斷的。
㈩ 英語短文閱讀
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。
「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」
「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞錯了
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」
「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。
「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。
「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
豬還是女巫
一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答問技巧
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」
當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」
一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手Jonesie
有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。
「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。
「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預報
一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.
幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.
最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表現得象位女士
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」
「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」
這樣可以么?很多哦
回答者： 寒蟬鳴泣の時 - 魔法師 四級 2009-5-19 21:06
1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。
「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」
「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞錯了
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」
「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。
「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。
「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
豬還是女巫
一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答問技巧
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」
當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」
一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手Jonesie
有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。
「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。
「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預報
一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.
幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.
最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表現得象位女士
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」
「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」