有關食物的英語笑話閱讀

Ⅰ 誰知道關於健康飲食的小笑話(要英語的)

Vegetarianism
A
man
was
talking
to
his
friends
about
why
he
was
a
vegetarian.
"I'm
not
a
vegetarian
because
I
love
animals,"
he
said,
"I'm
a
vegetarian
'cause
I
HATE
plants!"
素食主義者
一個人和他的朋友聊為什麼他會是個素食主義者。
他朋友說「我不是素食主義者是因為我熱愛動物」
他說:我是素食主義者因為我恨蔬菜
(笑點:他朋友愛動物所以吃動物，他只吃蔬菜是因為他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉)
漢語和括弧裡面的是我自己解釋的，笑話還是原汁原味的好，解釋了就不好笑了，^_^
第二個
Yum
Yum
Q:How
do
you
make
a
Swiss
roll?
A:you
push
them
down
the
Alps.
問
你怎麼做(內卷果醬或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答:你把他們從阿而卑斯山上推下去。
笑點是
Swiss
roll是一種蛋糕的名字，回答的人是一個詞一個詞理解的。
汗死哈哈
第三個
Balance
diet
Q:What
is
a
balance
diet?
A:The
same
amont
of
cokies
in
each
hand!
問
什麼是平衡飲食?
答
就是用兩個手吃同樣數量的餅干。

Ⅱ 關於熱的食物和冷的食物的英語小笑話

18歲的我，做錯事。我爸說:來，孩子，跟爸喝杯酒。我感動，老爸以為我長大了。要跟我喝酒。結果我爸說，喝醉了，打你，你就不會跑了。

Ⅲ 英語笑話帶翻譯是關於蔬菜的。

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫回人：可是你該在報答紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」

Ⅳ 急求關於食物的10個英語單詞，10條英語短語，2個笑話求大神幫助

food; foodstuffs; eatables; edibles; provisions; sustenance apple 蘋果 pear 梨 apricot 杏 peach 桃 grape 葡萄 banana 香蕉 pineapple 菠蘿 plum 李子 watermelon 西瓜 orange 橙 lemon 檸檬 mango 芒果 an apple a day keeps a doctor away天天吃蘋果,保證不用去看病 kill the goose that lays golden eggs殺鵝取卵 the apple of sb's eye 掌上明珠 one can't make an omelette without breaking eggs 不破不立 a hard nut to crack不好說話的人或事 a tough cookie厲害的不好惹的人 A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation. The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom. The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country, Mr Singh? The Italian asked. In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl

Ⅳ 有關食物的英語笑話

A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of

WOMAN came up in their conversation.

The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.

The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,

Mr Singh?

The Italian asked.

In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl
笑話2.About Drivers

What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?

* A pimp

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car repossesor.
笑話3.Bill Gates

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something

I've never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"

"Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

"Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,

"this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????! "That was the SCREENSAVER," replied God.
真抱歉,我已經盡力了.這些只好你自己刪節了,的確有些詞初一應該沒學.真不好意思啊.

Ⅵ 有關飲食健康的英語笑話

和一女同學吃飯，她說：「研究生讀完想去歐洲留學」我說：「留學干什麼，嫌中國小?」說完她足足看了我一分鍾，突然說了句「你變了!」

Ⅶ 關於食物英語笑話

A sausage is locked in the fridge
Feel very cold, and then looked at the nearby of another root, had a little comfort, said: "see you were frozen into this, are covered in ice!" Results the root said: "I'm sorry, I'm popsicles."

一個香腸被關在冰箱里
感覺很冷,然後看了看身邊的另一根,有了點安慰,說：「看你都凍成版這樣了,全身權都是冰！」結果那根說：「對不起，我是冰棒。」

Ⅷ 誰知道關於健康飲食的小笑話（要英語的）

Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said, "I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"

素食主義者
一個人和他的朋友聊為什麼他會是個素食主義者。
他朋友說「我不是素食主義者是因為我熱愛動物」
他說：我是素食主義者因為我恨蔬菜

（笑點：他朋友愛動物所以吃動物，他只吃蔬菜是因為他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉）
漢語和括弧裡面的是我自己解釋的，笑話還是原汁原味的好，解釋了就不好笑了，^_^

第二個
Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?

A:you push them down the Alps.

問 你怎麼做(內卷果醬或者奶油)的蛋糕？
答：你把他們從阿而卑斯山上推下去。

笑點是 Swiss roll是一種蛋糕的名字，回答的人是一個詞一個詞理解的。
汗死哈哈

第三個
Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
問 什麼是平衡飲食？
答 就是用兩個手吃同樣數量的餅干。

Ⅸ 關於食品的英語笑話

A：Guess what I am eating!
B:What?
A:I'm eating nuts.
B:Oh,yes,you are what you eat.

you are what you eat是中文吃啥補啥的意思。
A在吃nuts，B說：你就是你吃的東西。
那麼B的意思是說A是nuts了
nuts在口語里是瘋子的意思。

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Ⅹ 和食物有關的英語搞笑幽默短句中學

高中一化學老師兼教導主任做題時故意做錯，然後讓某同學找出其中的錯誤版。
該同學艱權難的答出之後，老師贊許而很嚴肅地說：很好，你看出了老師的破腚（綻）。
眾皆木然，下課後，老師剛走出去，全班鬨堂大笑。