幽默故事中考英語閱讀
① 適合初中生閱讀的英語故事小短文
GoodExcuse
好借口
There
was
a
middle-aged
man
who
bought
a
Mercedesconvertible
2000.
有個中年男子買了一輛賓士2000敞篷車。
He
took
off
down
the
road,
flooring
it
up
to
80
mph
and
enjoying
the
wind
blowing
through
what
little
hair
he
had
left
on
his
head.
他開車上路，加速到時速80英里，享受著風兒吹過頭上那頭超短發的快感。
「This
is
great,」
he
thought
and
floored
it
some
more.
「好舒服。」他邊想邊繼續加速。
He
looked
in
his
rearview
mirror
and
sees
a
State
Patrol
behind
him.
這時，他從後照鏡看到後面有個公路警察。
「I
can
get
away
from
him
with
no
problem,」
thought
the
man
and
flew
down
the
road
at
over
100
mph.
「要把他甩掉還不容易。這個人邊想邊加速」到100多英里急馳而去。
Then
he
thought,
「What
am
I
doing?
I』m
too
old
for
this
kind
of
thing,」
and
pulled
over
to
the
side
of
the
road
and
waited
for
the
police
officer.
接著他又想說：「我到底在干嗎？這把年紀實在不適合做這種事。於是把車停到路邊等警」察來。
The
officer
pulled
in
behind
the
Mercedes
and
walked
up
to
the
man.
警察把車停在這輛賓士後面，走到這個人旁邊。
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② 最近,英語老師讓我們組織了題為,你是否喜歡閱讀英語幽默故事,的討論
拍畢業照那天，一幫女生在我不遠處擺pose合影留念。我壞笑著問基友：「男生到了晚上會玩三國殺、玩dota，你說女生都玩些什麼呢？」話音剛落，聽到那群女生齊喊：「茄子！ 」
③ 用英語翻譯中文 有80%的同學喜歡閱讀英語幽默故事
There are 80% of the students who enjoy reading funny English stories.
④ 有沒有英語小故事可以閱讀的,最好是適合中學生的.謝謝
380個來FLASH英語小故事（圖源文並茂，適合小學高、初中、高年紀）
http://www..com/s?ie=gb2312&bs=%D3%A2%D3%EF%D0%A1%B9%CA%CA%C2+%CD%F8%D5%BE&sr=&z=&cl=3&f=8&wd=380%B8%F6FLASH%D3%A2%D3%EF%D0%A1%B9%CA%CA%C2&ct=0
⑤ 英語短文閱讀 迪士尼的故事 有五個小問題希望大家幫解答一下 謝謝！
為你解答。
21、C
22、C
23、A
24、C
25、D
⑥ 跪求新理念英語閱讀（就是上海外語教育出版社的那個）初二年級第二、三冊中故事的中文翻譯或英文的電子版
你好！
第二來冊
http://easyreading.sflep.com/uploads/media/120914/1-120914094402.pdf
第三自冊
http://easyreading.sflep.com/uploads/media/120914/1-120914094500.pdf
望採納，我找了半天的
記得給問豆啊！
⑦ 適合七年級閱讀的幽默英語小故事過去式
有一個年青人復,過年回家吃團制圓飯,因回家的路上有一段墳墓,據說常常有些很詭秘的事情發生，所以母親特別交代要早一點回家。可是在坐公車回家途中,又遇到塞車,於是這個年青人就在車上睡著了,等他醒來時已經午夜十點多了,他看看車上沒有半個人,司機也不在，而車子又緩緩在行進中,還有吵雜聲,他轉頭看到外面就是那一段墳墓,他不禁感到一陣恐懼,不知所措，顫顫兢兢，於是就想探頭出去看個明白,誰知......就見司機說:「還在睡,還不快下來推車!」
⑧ 適合短時間閱讀的英語小故事
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
解釋：
一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：「我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。」然後他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土裡去。
他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然後他說：「今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。」
他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
解釋：
一位老婦有隻貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發現一隻老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：「不要打你的老僕人，我已經為你服務了很多年，而且還願意為你效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。」
⑨ 適合初中生閱讀的英語故事小短文
Bertrand Russell
Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love ,the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a deep ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair.
I have sought love, first, because it brings ecstasy -- ecstasy so great that I would often have sacrificed all the rest of life for a few hours of this joy. I have sought it , next, because it relieves loneliness-- that terrible loneliness in which one shivering consciousness looks over the rim of the world , into the cold unfathomable lifeless abyss. I have sought it, finally, because in the union of love I have seen, in a mystic miniature, the prefiguring vision of the heaven that saints and poets have imagined. This is what I sought, and though it might seem too good for human life, this is what -- at last -- I have found.
With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of men. I have wished to know why the stars shine. And I have tried to apprehend the Pythagorean power by which number holds sway above the flux. A little of this, but not much I have achieved.
Love and knowlidge , so far as they were possible, led upward toward the heavens. But always pity brought me back to earth. Echoes of cries of pain reverberate in my heart. Children in famine, victims tortured by oppressors, helpless old people a hated burden to their sons, and the whole world of lonelines, poverty, and pain make a mockery of what human life should be. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, and I too suffer.
This has been my life. I have found it worth living, and would gladly live it again if the chance were offered me.
我為什麼活著
羅素
三股簡單而非凡強烈的激情一直控制著我的一生：對愛的渴望，對知識的追求和對人類苦難不堪忍受的憐憫。這三股激情，象陣陣巨風，把我在痛苦的海洋的路途中吹得任意東西，變動無常，直吹到了絕望的邊緣。
我尋求愛，首先是因為它帶來了欣喜若狂之情——欣喜若狂使人如此心醉神迷，我常常願意犧牲我的全部餘生來換取幾小時這樣的歡樂。我尋求愛，其次是因為它能解除寂寞——那種可怕的寂寞，如同一個人毛發悚然地從這世界的邊緣探望令人戰栗的死氣沉沉的無底深淵。我尋求愛，最後是因為在愛的結合中我看到了聖徒們和詩人們所想像的預言中的天堂景象的神秘雛型。這就是我所尋求的東西，雖然它也許似乎是人生所難以得到的美好事物，但這就是——最後——我終於找到的東西。
我懷著同樣的激情尋求知識。我希望理解人們的心。我希望知道星星為什麼發光。我力圖領悟畢達哥拉斯的才能，他的才能使數字支配著不斷變動的事物。在這方面，我只達到了一小部分，並不很多。
愛和知識，盡其可能，遠遠地把人引向九天之上。倡憐憫總是把我帶回到地面上來。痛苦的呼號的回聲在我心裡回盪。受飢挨餓的兒童，在壓迫者折磨下受苦受難的人們，無依無靠而成為自己子女嫌惡的負擔的老人，以及整個孤苦寂寞的世界，窮困與痛苦都在嘲弄著人生，使人們不能過應有的美好生活。我渴望減輕災難禍害，但是我力不從心，我自己也在受苦。
這就是我的一生。我覺得我的一生過得很值得。如果我還有機會的話，我將樂意再度過這樣的一生。
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