英語八年級趣味閱讀答案
⑴ 急需初二英語趣味小故事
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
可是老師哭了
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：「學校怎麼樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？」
「哭？」約翰問，「不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。」
⑵ 英語趣味智力題
What has two legs but cann't walk?compass 圓規
1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
2.what two word have thousands of letters in them?
3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
4.what kind of dog never bite?
5.where does afternoon always come before morning?
6what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals?
7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?
1,8
2,dictionary
3,sixth
4,hotdog
5,nowhere
6,eye
7,6
____ is greater than God.
____ is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have ____.
The rich need ____.
If you eat ____, you will die.
Yes, the key is " nothing" .
Nothing is greater than God.
Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have nothing.
The rich need nothing.
If you eat nothing, you will die.
1.You can't do it.You can turn to Ann for help.
(ask)
2.There are a hundred and one books in this small room.
(a lot of)
3.He has a family of three.
(There are three people in his family)
4.----All right. Let me do it.
-----That's the boy!
(Good boy!)
5.Oh,the two young men my boys. They look the same.
1、In Albert's class,the ratio（比率）of students who prefer soccer to football is 4 to 3.If there are 35 students in the class,how many prefer soccer?
2、What day is two days before the day immediately following the day three days before the day two days after the day immediately before Friday?
3、Look at the sequence（順序）of the three words.Write the fourth word to complete the set.
Example MAIM ARK AIM MARK
PLEASE LIGHT LEASE ( )
4、What number should replace（代替）the question mark?
AVIATOR＝
FIXTURE＝9
WIZARD＝1
DIVERSE＝？
5、Arsenal,Manchester,Liverpool and Tottenham are four football teams.Each team is playing against one of others on the next three Saturdays－a different one each time.
On Saturday the 12th,Arsenal are playing against Manchester.
Manchester are playing against Tottenham on the 19th.
Who is playing against who on the 26th?
1、It's a simple(簡單的)sum(算術題).Can you work out which ( 哪一個)number is represented(代表)by the letter O and which is represented by the K?
K
K
+ K
_________________
O K
2、What belongs to (僅屬於)you but is used more by others than yourself( 但是別人用得比較多)?
3、(1) 聯合國的英文縮寫：
(2) 中華人民共和國的英文縮寫：
(3) 英國的英文縮寫：
(4) 美國的英文縮寫：
1.K:5 O:1
2.name
3.(1)UN (2)PRC (3)UK (4)U.S.A.
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
3. Why is the pig always eating?
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
5. Why don't women get bald as soon as men?
6. What can pierce one's ears without a hole?
7. What's the longest word in the world?
8. Why does time fly?
9. Where can a dog get another tail?
⑶ 初二10篇趣味性英語短文並翻譯
My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What』s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you』re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I』m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭 我愛我的家庭,因為我有一個快樂的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英語教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什麼呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說對了!我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的幹活.我愛我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯,我們都在家看電視和聽音樂. 我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心!
My Room
This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.
我的房間
這是我的房間。 在窗口附近有一張書桌。 我經常在那做我的家庭作業。 您能看有些書，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和筆。 在牆壁在書桌有貓的圖片。 有一個時鍾在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 當然有一把椅子在書桌前面。 我坐那裡，並且我能看外面的樹和路
Skating
Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!
滑冰
媽媽買了我一雙冰鞋鞋子在我的第五個生日。 從那時起，我愛好滑冰。 它不僅使我越來越加強，而且幫助我知道生活許多真諦。 我知道摔倒是正常的，並且，如果只有你能摔倒後再站起來，就是非常好!
The Sea
What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don』t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It』s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.
海
你對海知道些什麼？ 某些人知道關於它，但其他不。 海看起來美麗在一個美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南島？ 那非常好。 我們能看海灘、樹和海。 我們可以游泳和參觀很多美好的地方。
Computers
Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don』t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.
Computers help us live a more convenient life.
計算機
計算機改變我們的生活。 您能做很多事用計算機。 例如，您能使用計算機寫文章，手錶錄影CDs，戲劇比賽和完成辦公室工作。 但對計算機的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我們不需要離開家去從圖書館借用書或在超級市場做購物。
計算機幫助我們居住更加方便的生活。
Smiling
I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren』t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, 「But I don』t feel happy.」 Then I would say, 「Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.」
Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness.
微笑
我認為微笑是一樣重要的象陽光。 微笑是象陽光，因為它可能使人愉快和有一個早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然後將感覺愉快。 某人也許說， 「但是我不感到愉快」。 然後我會說， 「請微笑，您，當您愉快地是愉快或戲劇與您的朋友。 您真正地再將是愉快的」。
微笑可能讓您有更多朋友。如此我說，微笑是象花。 它將給您幸福。
Sunday
It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done ring the day.
星期天
它是星期天，並且我沒有必須去學校。 我前一天完成了我的家庭作業。 如此我決定幫助做家事。 在我起來了之後，我洗了一些衣裳。 然後我帶著籃子去購物。 我在市場上買了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。 在我回來了之後，我開始為全家烹調晚餐。 在晚上，我在我的筆記本寫下什麼我白天做了什麼。
春天：Spring
Spring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.
春天是個讓人欣喜的季節.氣溫適中,掛滿綠葉的樹和盛開的花朵給城市增添了明亮的色彩.在這個時節里,我們可以穿上輕便靚麗的衣服經常出門去了.小孩子們則喜歡在廣闊的天空中放風箏.在城裡呆了一個冬天之後,我也喜歡回到村子裡度假.
夏天：
Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there ring the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.
夏天是戶外運動最好的季節.這是一個橄欖球的季節,橄欖球由於廣受歡迎被稱為全民運動.我常常看電視,看報紙,從報道中獲得小聯盟橄欖球賽的比賽結果.夏日裡,我喜歡經常去海灘,因為那裡離我家不遠.在城裡的學校呆了幾個月後,暑假我常常去那裡放鬆一下.此處有我很熟悉的村民們的寧靜生活,這讓我倍感舒適.
秋天：Autumn
For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers; sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year.
我覺得秋天是在9月份新學期開始的時候來臨.我常常要去買一些東西.宜人的天氣讓我感覺在離家不遠的小公園的樹下學習是件非常愜意的事.我喜歡抬起頭看蓍枝頭上的樹葉由綠變紅,變黃,然後再變褐.公園里還有許多鮮艷的秋花.有時我會見到小松鼠從樹上跳到地上覓食.在周末,我有時會去放風箏.在街頭的拐角處,常常會有街頭小販在賣烤紅薯.秋天是一年中的好時節.
冬天：Winter
Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer ring these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.
中國大部分地區的冬天是即冷又有風的。我總是盼望著春節或寒假，到時候我就可以去南方了，當地的氣候在這時會暖和的多。我也盼望著去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每個人都懷著喜慶的心情。在城裡，冬天的時候我經常待在家裡盡情地看書，因為外面的天氣非常的冷。
⑷ 初二英語趣味小對話 。
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物，他肯定會生氣的；而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」，也有「雞眼」的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因為snail（蝸牛）的後背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces這個短語，你可千萬別以為是在鍾表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因為除了這個意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為製造鍾面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢游者（sleepwalker）夢游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢游者醒著呢，他的確就不會去夢遊了。
⑸ 關於初二英語趣味活動
歐美明星。
首當其沖的是， 瑪利亞凱莉，
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接著是 艾薇兒，
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麥當娜。
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blue。 經典的 all rise ~（本人最愛~）
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⑹ 高分跪求八年級英語趣味故事 字數要求在200-300字左右 最好來點有新意的！~
某日侍郎、尚書、御史三個高官走在路上，看見一隻狗從三人面前跑過。
御史藉機回會問侍郎：『是狼是狗？答』（侍郎是狗）
侍郎臉都綠了：『是狗。』
尚書和御史都大笑：『何以知道是狗？』
侍郎：『看尾毛，下垂是狼，上梳是狗（尚書是狗）。』尚書臉也歪了。
侍郎：『也可以從食性看。狼是肉食，狗是遇肉吃肉、遇屎吃屎（御史吃屎）！』
⑺ 初二英語兩篇趣味閱讀翻譯。
一天，B(簡寫了)的村子裡的一些朋友問他。如果你有一隻肥美的羊，你專會邀請我們一屬起吃掉它嗎？B不想讓這些男孩吃他的羊，所以他說，現在羊還不夠大(胖)呢。
但是你聽說了嗎？明天世界就要毀滅了。所以羊不會再長大了，B感到厭煩，所以他說，好吧男孩們，明天我們將要去野餐並且吃掉那隻羊。
當這些男孩離開的時候，他們發現他們的衣服不見了，於是他們就問。B，我們的衣服在哪？ 哦，B回答，我拿它們去點火（做羊的）了啊，你們不再需要衣服了不是嗎，反正明天世界將要滅亡了，你不記得了嗎
⑻ 八年級的英語趣味小短文
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
可是老師哭了
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：「學校怎麼樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？」
「哭？」約翰問，「不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。」
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它們是從美國直接帶來的
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：「相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。」
⑼ 200字左右的英語趣味小故事（初二的），速求！
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat.As she was very fussy,it took her a long time to pick on one.Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her:"An excellent choice,madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay,the lady took off her hat at once and said:"I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off.Show me some more hats!"
中文翻譯
買帽子
一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子.她很挑剔,用了很長時間才選好了一頂.已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意,便恭維她："你做了極好的選擇,夫人.你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!"但令他沮喪的是,這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說："我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子.多拿一些帽子給我看看!
⑽ 初二英語趣味題！急～！～～～
1.I is a letter.(翻譯：I是一個字母。)
2.the hands(指針) of a clock。
3.short。
4.broaden。
Add letters "b" "e" "n".
5.Time table時刻表
6.Vegetables蔬菜
7.Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
8.9（nine）9去掉尾巴就變為0，就沒有了。
9.The letter "a", because it makes " her " " hear"。
（讓her加一個字母就不聾了，就能hear聽到了。）
10.smiles(第一個字母和最後一個字母之間相隔一個mile(一個英里))
11.Yes。
12.Go aboard乘飛機去看。
這里是在「go abroad」「go aboard」做文章。
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13.The bridge of a nose.(這里bridge是鼻樑，鼻樑是最短的。)