有趣的高中英語閱讀故事

1. 求兩篇英語小故事 高中水平的

there
was
once
a
farmer
who
worked
very
hard
every
day.
one
day
when
he
was
hoeing
in
the
sunshine,
he
suddenly
heard
a
low
sound
"peng!".
he
turned
and
hurried
to
the
tree.
he
found
a
rabbit
dying.
he
took
hold
of
the
rabbit
and
was
excited.
"what
a
rabbit!
i'll
have
it
for
dinner!"
then
he
had
a
good
idea,
"why
can't
i
wait
for
more
rabbits
here?
it's
cool
under
the
tree."
so
he
dropped
off
his
hoe
and
waited
there.
but
day
after
day,
there
were
no
more
rabbits
coming.
what
was
worse,
all
his
crops
were
dead.
the
story
tells
us
that
if
you
want
to
get
something,
you
must
work
hard
for
it.
remember,"no
pains,no
gains!".
曾有一個農民,他每天辛勤地工作.一天,當他在頂著日曬耕地的時候,他突然聽見一聲沉悶的響聲"砰".他轉過身來,急忙跑到樹下.他發現了一隻垂死的兔子.他拿起兔子,很是興奮,說"這兔子真美味啊!我要把它當成我的晚餐!"然後他想到了一個好主意,"為什麼我不能在這里等更多的兔子上門呢?樹下面可涼快拉."因此他扔掉了自己的犁在那裡等.但是,一天天過去了,再沒有兔子來了.更糟糕的是,他的莊稼都死了.
這個故事告訴我們如果你想得到什麼的話,你必須為它而努力奮斗.記住:沒有付出，就沒有收獲!".

2. 適合高中英語演講比賽的有趣的小故事

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，「下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心裡數：正月、二月、……一直數到十二月為止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。」第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：「我叔叔幾月走的？」
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公雞
一天早上，一隻狐狸看到了一隻公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。
他朝公雞走來，對他說：「我知道，你能唱得非常好聽，你能唱給我聽么？」公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐狸看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴裡走了。
在田地里的人們看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：「看，看！狐狸抓住公雞逃走了。」公雞對狐狸說：「狐狸先生，你能理解么？人們認為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的，不是他們的。」
狐狸張開她的嘴說：「公雞是我的，不是你們的。」就在那時，。公雞跑到了樹底下。

3. 有什麼有趣的英語故事

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

【譯文】

一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：「我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。」然後他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土裡去。

他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然後他說：「今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。」

他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。

不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。

4. 求一有趣的英語故事，要講給全班同學聽的，有趣點的，最好能講一分半鍾

New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office
building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed,
lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model
stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"
新發現
一個鄉下人第一次到大城市遊逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數內很大的矮容胖女人邁進一個小房間。房間的門隨後關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

鄉下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說：「我應該把我的老婆帶來!」

5. 有趣的英語小故事

兩個人念對話，剩下一個人念旁白

Big Head

「All the kids make fun of me」the boy cried to his mother.「They say I have a big head」
「Don't listen to them.」his mother comforted him.「You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes」
「Where's the shopping bag?」
「I haven't got one,use your hat.」
大腦袋

「所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，」小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：「他們說我長了一個大腦袋。」
「別聽他們的，」他媽媽安慰說：「你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。」
「購物袋在哪？」
「我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。」

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」

「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」

哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。

6. 急求高中英語幽默小故事 2-3分鍾

不必提問，直接在網路知道里搜索「英語幽默小故事」，肯定能找到你要的。

7. 高中英語幽默故事帶翻譯

新概念英語里很多的，一抓一大把！意思也容易理解。

8. 高中英語幽默小故事 急急急急急~

Father's Things

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"

"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.

"And that shirt's mine too."

"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.

"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.

"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

父親的東西

湯姆.霍德華十七歲的時候，長得和父親一樣高了，於是當他晚上和朋友一起出去時，就開始借父親的衣服穿。

霍德華先生可不喜歡這樣，當他發現他的兒子穿他的衣服時，總是非常生氣。

一天晚上，湯姆下樓准備出去，父親在門廳里攔住了他。他細細打量著湯姆的穿著。

然後他氣呼呼地說：「湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎？」

湯姆回答說：「是的，父親，是你的領帶。」

「還有那襯衫也是我的。」

「是的，襯衫也是你的。」湯姆回答說。

「還有呢，你連皮帶也用我的。」霍德華先生說。

「是的，父親，」湯姆回答說，「你不願意讓你的褲子掉下來吧？」
Where It Should Be Plugged A mother is very good at using every chance to ecate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully . "Plug in nose." is the answer.插在何處 一位母親十分善於利用每一個機會對孩子進行教育。她的兒子只有三歲。一天，她拿著一個插頭對兒子說：「看，這里有兩個銅片，那它一定要插在有兩個孔的地方。你說它應該插在哪兒呢？」母親期待著兒子的回答。 「插在鼻子里！」兒子回答說。

9. 求高中幽默的英語小故事

Big Head

「All the kids make fun of me」the boy cried to his mother.「They say I have a big head」
「Don't listen to them.」his mother comforted him.「You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes」
「Where's the shopping bag?」
「I haven't got one,use your hat.」
大腦袋

「所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，」小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：「他們說我長了一個大腦袋。」
「別聽他們的，」他媽媽安慰說：「你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。」
「購物袋在哪？」
「我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。」

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」

「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」

哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」