一般過去時的英語搞笑閱讀

❶ 關於過去式的英文對話段子

——Did you go to school yesterday？
——No, I didn't. I went to a park.

❷ 求5個有過去式的英語小故事，不要太長

1.The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子
A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away.
一條狗嘴裡叼塊肉,來到一座橋上.它看見水裡有自己的影子, 以為是另一條嘴裡也叼著一塊比自己那塊肉大一倍的狗.它忙丟下自己嘴裡的那塊肉,猛力地攻擊水裡的狗.試圖去搶它的肉.結果,它兩塊肉都得不到. 因為那隻是一個影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水沖走了.

2.THE ANT AND THE DOVE
螞蟻和鴿子

One hot day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a spring.

To reach the spring, she had to climb up a blade of grass. While making her way up, she slipped and fell into the water.

She could have drowned if a dove up a nearby tree had not seen her. Seeing that the ant was in trouble, the dove quickly plucked off a leaf and dropped it into the water near the struggling ant. The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed up there. Soon it carried her safely to dry ground.

Just at that time, a hunter nearby was throwing out his net towards the dove, hoping to trap it.

Guessing what he was about to do, the ant quickly bit him on the heel. Feeling the pain, the hunter dropped his net. The dove was quick to fly away to safety.

3.A Simple Gesture 舉手之勞

Mark was walking home from school one day when he noticed the boy ahead of him had tripped and dropped all of the books he was carrying, along with two sweaters, a baseball bat, a glove and a small tape recorder. Mark knelt down and helped the boy pick up the scattered articles. Since they were going the same way, he helped to carry part of the burden. As they walked Mark discovered the boy's name was Bill, that he loved video games, baseball and history, and that he was having lots of trouble with his other subjects and that he had just broken up with his girlfriend. They arrived at Bill's home first and Mark was invited in for a Coke and to watch some television. The afternoon passed pleasantly with a few laughs and some shared small talk, then Mark went home. They continued to see each other around school, had lunch together once or twice, then both graated from junior high school. They ended up in the same high school where they had brief contacts over the years. Finally the long awaited senior year came and three weeks before graation, Bill asked Mark if they could talk.

Bill reminded him of the day years ago when they had first met. "Did you ever wonder why I was carrying so many things home that day?" asked Bill. "You see, I cleaned out my locker because I didn't want to leave a mess for anyone else. I had stored away some of my mothers sleeping pills and I was going home to commit suicide. But after we spent some time together talking and laughing, I realized that if I had killed myself, I would have missed that time and so many others that might follow. So you see, Mark, when you picked up those books that day, you did a lot more, you saved my life."

4.Once there was a little girl who grew up under the watchful eye of her peculiar grandmother. She never had any sweets or pastries, for all her grandmother made were steamed vegetables and cabbage soup. When her friends threw her a party on her 16th birthday she discovered the wonders of cakes and cream and unsurprisingly fell in love with it. She liked the smell of butter and eggs and grew to hate the sickly smell of cabbage soup. She had never realized how tasteless steamed vegetables were and didn't like the rubbery texture. But the little girl loved her grandmother dearly and knew she mustn't let her grandmother find out how much she detested the food. Instead, she secretly decided, that she must find a way to make her grandmother as hopelessly infatuated with cakes as she were. Having made up her mind, the little girl started putting her plan into action and chaos ensued, but that's a different story...
《兔子和烏龜》的故事
The Rabbit And The Turtle
One day, a turtle is climbing. A rabbit sees the turtle. It asks the turtle: 「Hi, turtle. What are you doing?」 「I』m running.」 The turtle says. 「Haha, you are running? How slowly! Let』s play a game. Let』s see who runs fast.」 The rabbit laughs. 「OK.」 The turtle says.
The next day is a sunny day. The turtle and the rabbit are ready for a game. Many animals are watching. 「Three ! Two! One! Start!」 monkey says. The rabbit and the turtle runs to the end. The rabbit runs very fast. The turtle is climbing so slowly. It』s behind the rabbit. The rabbit runs to a tree. It sees the turtle is behind. It thinks: 「The turtle is very slow. I can sleep under the tree.」 So the rabbit is sleeping.
The turtle climbs to the tree. It sees the rabbit is dleeping and doesn』t stop. In the end it gets to the end and is very happy! Now the rabbit wakes up. It thinks the turtle is still behind. The rabbit runs to the end. It sees the turtle there. 「Haha, I win!」 the turtle says. The rabbit is very sad. It is crying.
This story tells us: we can』t be pride.

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❸ 這是我見過最搞笑的事過去式英語

This was the funniest thing I had seen .
祝學習進步，天天快樂！

❹ 英語一般過去時短文

Postcards always spoil my holidays.

Last summer, I went to Italy. I visited museums and sat in public gardens. A friendly waiter taught me a few words of Italian. Then he lent me a book. I read a few lines, but I did not understand a word. Everyday I thought about postcards. My holidays passed quickly, but I did not send cards to my friends. On the last day I made a big decision. I got up early and bought thirty-seven cards. I spent the whole day in my room, but I did not write a single card!

明信片總攪得我假日不得安寧。去年夏天，我去了義大利。我參觀了博物館，還去了公園。一位好客的服務員教了我幾句義大利語，之後還借給我一本書。我讀了幾行，但一個字也不懂。我每天都想著明信片的事。假期過得真快，可我還沒有給我的朋友們寄過一張明信片。到了最後一天，我作出了一項重大決定。我早早起了床，買來了37張明信片。我在房間里關了整整一天。然而竟連一張明信片也沒寫成！

❺ 一般過去時的幽默英文小故事

英文小故事可以借鑒新概念英語 (英式英語, 內容稍稍陳舊些) , 以下故事來自新概念第二冊第92課, 供參考.

It must have been about two in the morning when I returned home. I tried to wake up my wife by ringing the doorbell, but she was fast asleep, so I got a ladder from the shed in the garden, put it against the wall, and began climbing towards the bedroom window. I was almost there when a sarcastic voice below said, 'I don't think the windows need cleaning at this time of the night.' I looked down and nearly fell off the ladder when I saw a policeman. I immediately regretted answering in the way I did, but I said, 'I enjoy cleaning windows at night.'
'So do I,' answered the policeman in the same tone.
'Excuse my interrupting you. I hate to interrupt a man when he's busy working, but would you mind coming with me to the station?'
'Well, I'd prefer to stay here,' I said. 'You see. I've forgotten my key.'
'Your what?' he called.
'My key,' I shouted.
Fortunately, the shouting woke up my wife who opened the window just as the policeman had started to climb towards me.

我回到家時，肯定已是凌晨兩點左右了。我按響了門鈴，試圖喚醒我的妻子，但她睡得很熟。於是，我從花園的小棚里搬來了一個梯子，把它靠在牆邊，開始向卧室的窗口爬去。快要爬到窗口時，下面一個人用諷刺的口吻說：「我看不必在夜裡這個時候擦窗子吧。」我向下面看去。當我看清是一個警察時，差一點兒從梯子上掉下去。我回答了他的話，但馬上又後悔不該那樣說，我是這樣說的：「我喜歡在夜裡擦窗子。」
「我也是的，」警察用同樣的聲調回答，「請原諒我打斷了您。當一個人在忙著幹活時，我是不願意去打斷他的，但請您跟我到警察局去一趟好嗎？」
「可我更願意呆在這兒，」我說，「您瞧，我忘帶鑰匙了。」
「什麼？」他大聲問。
「鑰匙！」我喊道。
幸運得很，這喊聲驚醒了我的妻子。就在警察開始向我爬上來時，她打開了窗子。

❻ 適合七年級閱讀的幽默英語小故事過去式

有一個年青人復,過年回家吃團制圓飯,因回家的路上有一段墳墓,據說常常有些很詭秘的事情發生，所以母親特別交代要早一點回家。可是在坐公車回家途中,又遇到塞車,於是這個年青人就在車上睡著了,等他醒來時已經午夜十點多了,他看看車上沒有半個人,司機也不在，而車子又緩緩在行進中,還有吵雜聲,他轉頭看到外面就是那一段墳墓,他不禁感到一陣恐懼,不知所措，顫顫兢兢，於是就想探頭出去看個明白,誰知......就見司機說:「還在睡,還不快下來推車!」

❼ 有沒有含有過去式的英文小故事或笑話急需，3

英語作文一絕
高中的時候

很多學校都有各種各樣的模擬考

有一個人

他的英語很爛很爛

一次英文模內擬考

作文題容目是「ADog」

結果那個人就這樣寫——

One day I see a dog.

I said"Hi!"

Dog said"Hi!"

I said"Can you speak Chinese?"

Dog said"Yes!"

I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!"

Dog said"O.K."

I said「你最近都在做什麼丫？」

Dog said「我前天剛剛從主人那裡走失...」

Dog 跟我....

..........就這樣聊起來了........

❽ 有沒有適合低年級學生閱讀的關於「過去時態」的英文繪本

「過去時態」要想講清楚，繪本很難，要依靠語言邏輯的分析和判斷

❾ 過年趣事英語作文（一般過去時

glass of hot water and lemon

❿ 有趣的英文過去式

有趣，interesting
過去式：interested