关于笑话的英语作文六级

⑴ 六级英语作文

Trading on Campus
1. 学生摆摊、跳蚤市场、创意集市等校园交易受到大学生的欢迎
2. 有人认为校园交易是个好现象，也有人持相反观点
3. 我的看法
Trading on Campus
Nowadays, trading on campus has become a fashion among students. The trade features the sales of hand-made and second-hand stuff, such as baubles, clothing,textbooks and so on. This new occurrence involving student-to-student transaction on campus attracts great public concern.
Those who applaud trading on campus believe it is a win-win solution for both buyers and sellers. Students can get the things they need at an extremely low price or dispose of unnecessary stuff for some pocket money. Besides, through campus trade, used stuff such as textbooks are recycled and made the best of, which helps save resources. Another benefit of trading on campus is convenience. You don’t have to go to a bookstore for reference books or go to a grocery for daily necessities. However, there are others holding that campus should be a place for students to acquire knowledge rather than make money. In addition, doing business is time-and energy-consuming, which may adversely affect students’ study. Furthermore, trading on campus may disturb the normal order in the university and be difficult to manage.
In my opinion, trading on campus offers a good opportunity to cultivate students’ business sense while assuring the maximum efficiency of the stuff. Moreover, through trading, students can share interests and exchange things they need. Therefore, trading on campus should be encouraged under effective regulation.

⑵ 六级英语作文范文

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⑶ 以笑话为题的英语作文

以笑话为题的作文

⑷ 英语作文笑话

Playing Jokes Promotes Communication
As a child, we have many friends, we like to play jokes with our friends, sometimes it can

promote communication. Like when we are playing game,may be hitting others by incident, at this

moment, the way we deal with it is very important. A joke can fix it, it makes us laugh and

notice we do this not on purpose. Making jokes reconcile argument.

⑸ 一篇英语作文，一篇笑话

The Spring Festival is the most important festival in China.People usually decorate the doors and windows with red papercuts.becouse red means good luck.People usually clean house too.becouse they want to sweep away bad luck.Children can get some new clothes or presents from their parents and grandparents.
On New Year's Eve,family always have a big dinner.Everybody are watch TV and talk.In the midnight,there usually fairworks.
On New Year's Day,people usually put on their new clothes and visit their femily and friends.They usually say:"Happy New Year's Day."
The Spring Festival finishes at the Lantern Festival after two weeks.People usually eat a kind of rice mpling called yuanxiao.It can take people good luck all the year round.
笑话；
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

⑹ 急求英语作文一篇.(四六级水平)

英语作文 英语作文的基本要求：
首先，一个段落必须有一个中心即主题思想，该中心由主题句特别是其中的题旨来表达。整个段落必须紧扣这个主题（stick or hold to the topic），这就是段落的统一性（unity）。其次，一个段落必须有若干推展句，使主题思想得到充分展开，从而给读者一个完整的感觉，这就是完整性（completeness or adequateness）。再者，一个段落不是杂乱无章的，而是有机的组合，句子的排列顺序必须合乎逻辑，从一个句子到另一个句子的过渡必须流畅（smooth），这就是连贯性（coherence）。下面我们就对这三个标准分别加以说明。
1、统一性
一个段落内的各个句子必须从属于一个中心，任何游离于中心思想之外的句子都是不可取的。请看下例：
Joe and I decided to take the long trip we'd always wanted across the country. We were like young kids buying our camper and stocking it with all the necessities of life. Bella bakes the best rhubarb pie. We started out in early spring from Minneapolis and headed west across the northern part of the country. We both enjoyed those people we met at the trailer park. Joe received a watch at his retirement dinner. To our surprise, we found that we liked the warm southern regions very much, and so we decided to stay here in New Mexico.
本段的主题句是段首句，controlling idea（中心思想）是take the long trip across the country。文中出现两个irrelevant sentences，一个是Bella bakes the best rhubarb pie，这一段是讲的是Joe and I ，中间出现一个Bella是不合适的。还有，Joe received a watch at his retirement dinner这一句更是与主题句不相关。再看一个例子：
My name is Roseanna, and I like to keep physically fit. I used to weigh two hundred pounds, but I joined the YMCA for an exercise class and diet program. In one year I lost eighty pounds. I feel much better and never want to have that much weight on my five-feet frame again. I bought two new suitcases last week. Everyday I practice jogging three miles, swimming fifteen laps, lifting twenty-pound weights and playing tennis for one hour. My mother was a premature baby.
本段的controlling idea 是like to deep physically fit，但段中有两个irrelevant sentences，一个是I bought two new suitcases last week，另一个是My mother was a premature baby。
从上面两个例子可以看出，native speakers同样会造出来irrelevant sentences。卷面上如果这种句子多了，造成偏题或离题，那问题就更严重了。
2、完整性
正象我们前面说得那样，一个段落的主题思想靠推展句来实现，如果只有主题句而没有推展句来进一步交待和充实，就不能构成一个完整的段落。同样，虽然有推展句，但主题思想没有得到相对圆满的交待，给读者一种意犹未尽的感觉。这样的段落也不能完成其交际功能。例如：
Physical work can be a useful form of therapy for a mind in turmoil. Work concentrates your thoughts on a concrete task. Besides, it is more useful to work —— you proce something rather than more anxiety or depression.
本段的主题句是段首句。本段的两个推展句均不能回答主题句中提出的问题。什么是“a mind in turmoil”（心境不平静）Physical work又如何能改变这种情况？为什么它能起therapy的作用？读者得不到明确的答案。因此，要达到完整就必须尽可能地简明。例如：
It is not always true that a good picture is worth a thousand words. Often writing is much clearer than a picture. It is sometimes difficult to figure out what a picture means, but a careful writer can almost always explain it.
段首句所表达的主题思想是一种看法，必须有具体事例加以验证。上述两个推展句只是在文字上对主题作些解释，整个段落内容空洞，简而不明。如果用一两个具体的例子的话，就可以把主题解释清楚了。比如下段：
It is not always true that a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes, pictures are pretty useless things. If you can't swim and fall in the river and start gulping water, will you be better off to hold up a picture of yourself drowning, or start screaming "Help"?
3、连贯性（coherence）
连贯性包括意连和形连两个方面，前者指的是内在的逻辑性，后者指的是使用转换词语。当然这两者常常是不可分割的。只有形连而没有意连，句子之间就没有内在的有机的联系；反之，只有意连而没有形连，有时行文就不够流畅。
1）、意连
段落中句子的排列应遵循一定的次序，不能想到什么就写什么。如果在下笔之前没有构思，边写边想，写写停停，那就写不出一气呵成的好文章来。下面介绍几种常见的排列方式。
A．按时间先后排列（chronological arrangement）
We had a number of close calls that day. When we rose, it was obviously late and we had to hurry so as not to miss breakfast; we knew the dining room staff was strict about closing at nine o'clock. Then, when we had been driving in the desert for nearly two hours —— it must have been close to noon —— the heat nearly hid us in; the radiator boiled over and we had to use most of our drinking water to cool it down. By the time we reached the mountain, it was our o'clock and we were exhausted. Here, judgement ran out of us and we started the tough climb to the summit, not realizing that darkness came suddenly in the desert. Sure enough, by six we were struggling and Andrew very nearly went down a steep cliff, dragging Mohammed and me along with him. By nine, when the wind howled across the flat ledge of the summit, we knew as we shivered together for warmth that it had not been our lucky day.
本段从“rose”（起床）写起，然后是吃早餐（“not to miss breakfast”, “closing at nine o'clock”），然后是“close to noon”，一直写到这一天结束（“By nine——”）。
B. 按位置远近排列（spatial arrangement）。例如：
From a distance, it looked like a skinny tube, but as we got closer, we could see it flesh out before our eyes. It was tubular, all right, but fatter than we could see from far away. Furthermore, we were also astonished to notice that the building was really in two parts: a pagoda sitting on top of a tubular one-story structure. Standing ten feet away, we could marvel at how much of the pagoda was made up of glass windows. Almost everything under the wonderful Chinese roof was made of glass, unlike the tube that it was sitting on, which only had four. Inside, the tube was gloomy, because of the lack of light. Then a steep, narrow staircase took us up inside the pagoda and the light changed dramatically. All those windows let in a flood of sunshine and we could see out for miles across the flat land.
本段的写法是由远及近，从远处（“from a distance”）写起，然后“get closer”，再到（“ten feet away”），最后是“inside the pagoda”……当然，按位置远近来写不等于都是由远及近。根据需要，也可以由近及远，由表及里等等。
C. 按逻辑关系排列（logical arrangement）
a. 按重要性顺序排列（arrangement in order of importance）
If you work as a soda jerker, you will, of course, not need much skill in expressing yourself to be effective. If you work on a machine, your ability to express yourself will be of little importance. But as soon as you move one step up from the bottom, your effectiveness depends on your ability to reach others through the spoken or the written word. And the further away your job is from manual work, the larger the organization of which you are an employee, the more important it will be that you know how to convey your thoughts in writing or speaking. In the very large business organization, whether it is the government, the large corporation, or the Army, this ability to express oneself is perhaps the most important of all the skills a man can possess.
这一段谈的是表达能力，它的重要性与职业，身份有关，从“not need much skill”或“of little importance”到“more important”，最后是“most important”。
b.由一般到特殊排列（general-to-specific arrangement）
If a reader is lost, it is generally because the writer has not been careful enough to keep him on the path. This carelessness can take any number of forms. Perhaps a sentence is so excessively cluttered that the reader, hacking his way through the verbiage, simply doesn't know what it means. Perhaps a sentence has been so shoddily constructed that the reader could read it in any of several ways. Perhaps the writer has switched tenses, or has switched pronouns in mid-sentence, so the reader loses track of when the action took place or who is talking. Perhaps sentence B is not logical sequel to sentence A —— the writer, in whose head the connection is clear, has not bothered to provide the missing link. Perhaps the writer has used an important word incorrectly by not taking the trouble to look it up. He may think that "sanguine" and "sanguinary" mean the same thing, but the difference is a bloody big one. The reader can only infer what the writer is trying to imply.
这一段谈的是a writer's carelessness，先给出一个general statement作为主题句，然后通过5个 ”perhaps”加以例证。
c. 由特殊到一般排列（specific-to-general arrangement）
I do not understand why people confuse my Siamese cat, Prissy, with the one I had several years ago, Henry. The two cats are only alike in breed. Prissy, a quiet, feminine feline, loves me dearly but not possessively. She likes to keep her distance from people, exert her independence and is never so rude as to beg, lick, or sniff unceremoniously. Her usual posture is sitting upright, eyes closed, perfectly still. Prissy is a very proper cat. Henry, on the other hand, loved me dearly but possessively. He was my shadow from morning till night. He expected me to constantly entertain him. Henry never cared who saw him do anything, whether it was decorous or not, and he usually offended my friends in some way. The cat made himself quite comfortable, on the top of the television, across stranger's feet or laps, in beds, drawers, sacks, closets, or nooks. The difference between them is imperceptible to strangers.
本段的主题句是段首句，它仅提出一个问题：为什么两只猫会被搞混。然后对两者进行比较，末句才下结论。
2）、形连
行文的逻辑性常常要靠适当的转换词语及其他手段来实现。请读下面这一段文字并找出文中用以承上启下的词语：
Walter's goal in life was to become a successful surgeon. First, though, he had to get through high school, so he concentrated all his efforts on his studies —— in particular, biology, chemistry, and math. Because he worked constantly on these subjects, Walter became proficient in them; however, Walter forgot that he needed to master other subjects besides those he had chosen. As a result, ring his junior year of high school, Walter failed both English and Latin. Consequently, he had to repeat these subjects and he was almost unable to graate on schele. Finally, on June 6, Walter achieved the first step toward realizing his goal.
本文中起承上启下的词语有两种，一种是转换词语（transitional words or phrases），另一种是起转换作用的其他连接手段（linking devices）。前者依次有：first, though, so, in particular, and, because, however, besides, as a result, both…and, consequently, and, finally.后者依次是：he, he, his, his, he, these, them, he, those, his, he, these, his. 本段中共有词汇105个，所使用的转换词语及其他连接用语共26个词，约占该段总词汇量的四分之一。由此可见，掌握好transitions不仅对行文的流（smoothness）有益，而且对于学生在半个小时内写120个词也是不无好处的。
一个段落里如果没有transitions也就很难有coherence了.我们看下面一个例子：
Speaking and writing are different in many ways. Speech depends on sounds. Writing uses written symbols. Speech developed about 500 000 years ago. Written language is a recent development. It was invented only about six thousand years ago. Speech is usually informal. The word choice of writing is often relatively formal. Pronunciation and accent often tell where the speaker is from. Pronunciation and accent are ignored in writing. A standard diction and spelling system prevails in the written language of most countries. Speech relies on gesture, loudness, and rise and fall of the voice. Writing lacks gesture, loudness and the rise and fall of the voice. Careful speakers and writers are aware of the differences.
本段中除了第6句开头出现一个起过渡作用的”it”之外，没有使用其他的过渡词语.这样，文中出现许多重复的词语，全段读起来也显得生硬而不自然。如果加上必要的过渡词语来修饰的话，这一段就成了下面一个流畅连贯的段落：
Speaking and writing are different in many ways. Speech depends on sounds; writing, on the other hand, uses written symbols. Speech was developed about 500 000 years ago, but written language is a recent development, invented only about six thousand years ago. Speech is usually informal, while the word choice of writing, by contrast, is often relatively formal. Although pronunciation and accent often tell where the speaker is from, they are ignored in wiring because a standard diction and spelling system prevails in most countries. Speech relies on gesture, loudness, and the rise and fall of the voice, but writing lacks these features. Careful speakers and writers are aware of the differences．
4、有损连贯性的几种情况：
考生在写作中经常出现下面几种错误：
1、不必要的改变时态，比如：
In the movie, Robert Redford was a spy. He goes to his office where he found everybody dead. Other spies wanted to kill him, so he takes refuge with Julie Christie. At her house, he had waited for the heat to die down, but they come after him anyway.
2、不必要的改变单复数，比如：
Everybody looks for satisfaction in his life. They want to be happy. But if he seeks only pleasure in the short run, the person will soon run out of pleasure and life will catch up to him. They need to pursue the deeper pleasure of satisfaction in work and in relationships.
3、不必要的改变人称，比如：
Now more than ever, parents need to be in touch with their children's activities because modern life has the tendency to cause cleavages in the family. You need to arrange family like it so that family members will do things together and know one another. You need to give up isolated pleasures of your own and realize that parents have a set of obligations to sponsor togetherness and therefore sponsor knowledge.
因此写作中，一定要注意时态，人称以及数的变化是否正确，要注意保持一致。
英语作文的书写格式
英文书写应符合书写规范，英文字母要写清楚、写整齐、写美观，字母的大小和字母之间的距离要匀称。书写应做到字形秀丽漂亮，通篇匀称和谐。
写英文字母要掌握正确笔顺。如字母i，应该先写下面的部分，然后再打点。有的学生却按写汉字的习惯从上到下写，写快了，就会把点和下面的十笔连在量起，显得十分别扭。字形t应为两笔。不少人却将两笔合成一笔，看上去不像t，倒像l或是e，难以辨认。另外，把r写成v，把q写成把g，把k写成h等等，都是中学生书写中常见的毛病。
不少人在四线三格的练习纸上书写尚有规矩，能按字母的占格、高低和大小要求书写，但在白纸或横线纸上书写，却显得十分幼稚拙劣。字母或跳上跳下，或一律写成同一高度，占上中两格的字母与占中下两格的字母完全没有高低之别。这些现象都要防止。
另外，书写时还要注意词与词之间要保持一定的距离，不能紧靠在一起。字母之间的连写也应该按照习惯，不能随意乱来。
在一篇字数有限的作文里，我们还要注意尽量不把一个单词拆开移行。万一要移行，则必须以音节为单位进行，如revolution这个词，依照音节移行的原则可以按re-，revo-, revolu-这几种方法移行。在移行时，我们还应特别注意以下几点:
1. 单音节词不能移行，即使是字母较多的单音节词，如through等也不能例外。
2．缩略词如Mr.，Dr.等不能和后面的名字拆开移行。
缩略的专用名词如U．K.，U．S．A等也不能拆开移行。
3．时间、量度及货币单位应视为一个整体；不能分开移行。如；
11：00P.M.应写在一行内，不能将11：00和P．M．分开移行；写38℃时，不能将38和℃分开移行。
4．由“年、月、日”表示的日期，如果必须分开移行只能将“月、日”与“年”分开。如January 6，1980不能将January和6分开移行，但可以把January 6，和1980分成两行。
5．含双写辅音字母的单词，在移行时要将辅音字母拆开。如better可拆成better，necessary可拆成necessary。
但如果双写辅音字母属于词根，后面又加了后缀，就不能将两个辅音字母拆开。如drill加上-ing后构成了drilling，就不可以将它拆成成dril-ling，而只能拆为drilling。
例文：
1.宠物：
A Talkative Parrot
A lady worked in a company. There were a lot of shops on her way to work. One morning, when she was walking to work, she passed by a new pet shop. She was so excited when she saw a parrot sitting beside the door. She really loved birds.
When she stopped to look at the handsome bird, it said to her, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly.”
This made the lady very angry. She quickly left the shop and went to work. On her way home, she passed the same pet shop again. This time the parrot saw her again, it said immediately:
"Hey lady, you are really ugly!"
The lady tried to control herself. She walked to the shopkeeper and told him that if the parrot said it again, she would have the police come and take it away. "I'm so sorry, madam. I promise it won't happen again," the shopkeeper said.
The next morning, when the lady walked past the pet shop, she pretended that she didn’t see it. But the parrot saw her at once and said to her quickly, "Hey lady."
She stopped and looked at the bird coldly. "Yes?" she answered in an angry voice.
The bird, sitting up straight and smiling at her, said, "You know."
2.人物：
Elizabeth Bennet （伊丽莎白）
The second daughter in the Bennet family, and the most intelligent and quick-witted, Elizabeth is the protagonist of Pride and Prejudice and one of the most well-known female characters in English literature. Her admirable qualities are numerous—she is lovely, clever, and, in a novel defined by dialogue, she converses as brilliantly as anyone. Her honesty, virtue, and lively wit enable her to rise above the nonsense and bad behavior that pervade her class-bound and often spiteful society. Nevertheless, her sharp tongue and tendency to make hasty judgments often lead her astray; Pride and Prejudice is essentially the story of how she (and her true love, Darcy) overcome all obstacles—including their own personal failings—to find romantic happiness. Elizabeth must not only cope with a hopeless mother, a distant father, two badly behaved younger siblings, and several snobbish, antagonizing females, she must also overcome her own mistaken impressions of Darcy, which initially lead her to reject his proposals of marriage. Her charms are sufficient to keep him interested, fortunately, while she navigates familial and social turmoil. As she graally comes to recognize the nobility of Darcy’s character, she realizes the error of her initial prejudice against him.
Bennet家庭的第二个女儿和最聪明和机智，伊丽莎白是自豪感和偏见的主演和其中一个在英国文学的最知名的女性角色。 她令人敬佩的质量是numerous—she是可爱的，聪明，并且，在对话定义的小说，她一样精采地交谈象任何人。 她的诚实、美德和活泼的机智使她在胡话之上起来，并且弥漫她的坏行为类跳起和经常恶意的社会。 然而，她的伶俐的口舌和倾向经常做仓促评断带领她迷路; 自豪感和偏见本质上是故事她(和她真实的爱， Darcy)怎样克服他们自己的个人failings—to发现浪漫幸福的所有obstacles—including。 伊丽莎白必须不仅应付一个绝望的母亲，一个遥远的父亲，二非常表现的更加年轻的兄弟姐妹，并且几位势利，对抗的女性，她必须也克服Darcy她自己的错误印象，最初带领她拒绝他的求婚。 而她驾驶家族和社会动乱，她魅力是充足保持他感兴趣，幸运地。 当她逐渐来认可Darcy’s字符的贵族，她体会她对他的最初的偏见错误。

⑺ 英语作文笑话带有知识

经典－五个吸烟男生有五个男生吸烟被告密老师一一教来谈心：第一个男生如实承认被很K一通；回到寝室后说：哥们：我一个人都承担了，你们时可千万别认。〔场景一〕老师：老实说吸烟吗？男生甲：不吸。老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。男生甲很自然的伸出两根手指夹着接过来…………〔场景二〕老师：吸烟吗？男生乙：不吸。老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。男生乙由于听到甲的情况所以很小心的接过了薯条老师：不沾点番茄酱吗？乙一不小心沾多了于是马上用两根手指弹了弹――老师：不吸？？？弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来………………〔场景三〕老师：吸烟吗？男生丙：不吸。老师：不吸？好，吃根薯条吧。男生丙因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条老师：不给同学带根回去吗？男生丙接过薯条后顺手就夹在耳朵上………………〔场景四〕老师：吸烟吗？男生丁：不吸。老师：很好。吃根薯条吧男生丁心惊胆颤的吃完了薯条，又把薯条放到了上衣袋里老师突然大喊一声：校长来了。男生丁感忙从口袋里取出薯条扔在地上，用脚使劲的踩了踩………………〔场景五〕老师：吸烟吗？男生：不吸。老师：很好。吃根薯条吧男生刚拿着薯条，老师说：不请我吃吗。男生感忙从双手递过薯条，然后掏出打火机………………〔场景六〕老师：吸烟吗？男生：不吸。老师：很好。吃根薯条吧男生心惊胆颤的吃完了薯条，又把薯条放到了上衣袋里老师突然大喊一声：校长来了。男生已手心冒汗低头说道：校长您好！老师：校长会闻到你嘴里的味道的。男生从口袋中掏出薯条：安啦，还在这呢，火都还没点…〔场景七〕老师：你到底吸不吸烟？老师：真地不吸？好，来吃根薯条吧。男生：非常自然接过薯条吃个干净。老师：真是个好孩子，你一般喜欢什么牌子的薯条呢？男生：[得意忘形]大中华。。。。。场景N:老师:吃根薯条吧!男生:谢谢,不会.唇印家中学校长面临着一个问题，校内年长的女学生开始擦口红。当她们在洗手间里擦口红时，她们会将嘴唇印在镜子上留下唇印。在这个问题变得不可收拾之前，他想到一个方法阻止。于是他召集所有擦口红的女生并要她们下午2点在洗手间集合。当女孩们在2点到洗手间时发现校长及舍监已在那等候。校长对她们解释这个问题让舍监每天晚上都得清理洗手间的镜子。他认为女孩们并不了解问题的严重性所以他要她们自己目睹镜子有多难清理。接着舍监便开始示范。舍监由盒内拿出了一把长柄刷子，拿到最近的马桶里沾水后，接着走到镜子前面开始刷洗镜子。那以后再也没人把唇印留在

⑻ 六级英语作文

1.Many people enjoy the city life since it is more exciting and convenient. Besides, people in city have more opportunities to be ecated and well- informed. In a city, one can always go to the new shows or latest movies. And city people can easily visit other parts of the world with modern transportation facilities. The country, however, has attraction of its own. People are close to nature and enjoys quiet and gentle pace of life. In addition, country people have the advantage of knowing that there is always someone who is ready to give a hand to those in trouble and danger. As the popular saying goes, “Every coin has two sides.” Both the city and the country have disadvantages too. City residents suffer a great deal from public hazards like noise and air pollution. And country dwellers have to go far to the nearest town to do some shopping. As far as I’m concerned, I like both. I hope I can find a good job and make a successful career in a big city when I am young, and I could enjoy a peaceful and leisure life in the country when I retire in the future.

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许多人喜欢城市生活，因为它刺激又方便。另外，城市里的人有更多的机会接受教育和信息。在城市，人们可以享受最新的演出和电影，可以通过便利的交通到世界各地旅游。但乡下也有它独特的魅力。乡下人更亲近自然，更能享受安静和悠闲的生活节奏。除此以外，乡下人总是乐于助人，帮助那些碰到危险和处于困难中的同伴。但正像一句俗话所说：凡事有利有弊。城市生活与乡村生活都有不好的地方。例如，城市里人总受到噪音和空气污染等公共危害；而乡村的为平常的购物都必须长途跋涉去城镇。就我个人而言，这两种生活我都想尝试。年轻的时候我想在城市里找到好工作，干一番事业。老了退休后，我想到乡下享受平静和悠闲的日子。
2.2、农民工进城Farmers Rushing into Cities

Today we can see farmers doing various jobs in every city. When more and more towns and factories are built in the countryside, farmers’ field is recing and they couldn’t stay home any longer to cultivate the land. Most young farmers are attracted by the colorful city life and they want to pursue a promising future in big cities. Since farmers can provide various services in the cities, they have greatly promoted the economic development there. But disadvantages also exist. It seems that nobody is in charge of those farmers’ life in cities. Their lack of ecation also brings forth some criminals. I think farmers’ working in cities is a good tendency. It has solved the problem of surplus labor in the countryside and enriched the labor market in the cities. However, some measures should be taken to make this perfect. For example,, some special officials should be put in charge of the farmers’ life and work in cities. Besides, the concept of obeying law should be reinforced in the farmers’ minds.

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今天，有多农民工在城里做着各种不同的工作。当更多的工厂和小镇在乡下发展建设起来时，农民的耕地不断减少，他们不能继续呆在家里耕种田地了。许多年轻的农民因为受多彩的城市生活的吸引，他们想到大城市追求美好的前途。因为农民工在城里可以提供不同的服务，他们大大促进了城市经济的发展。但弊端同样存在。在城里，农民工的生活没有人管理。他们缺乏教育，经常犯罪。我觉得农民工进城这种趋势是很好的，因为这解决了乡下的劳动力剩余情况，同时丰富了城市的劳动力市场。但是，必须采取有关措施使之更完善。比如，应该有专门的部门负责管理农民工的生活和工作。另外，应向农民工增强有关遵纪守法方面的知识教育。

六、休闲与度假

1、时装 Fashion

A populous saying goes like this: Clothes make the man. In other words, clothes show age, outlook, status, and income. However, clothes that look great on professional models may look terrible on the average buyer. Nowadays some college students like to go after fashion. They are generous to pay big money if they find some attractive or sexy clothes. In my opinion, beautiful clothes don’t help physically. Expensive clothes only make the buyer be proud of belonging to a high status group. In essence, we buy an image of success instead of perfect clothing. Therefore, fashion helps people to build a public image. But in most cases, public image is not reliable. As students, we should not always follow the fashion, which may lead us to the wrong way.

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俗话说：人靠衣装。换句话说，衣服显示人的年纪、长相、地位收入等信息。然而，在专业模特身上看起来特棒的衣服在普通的购买者身上也许很难看。现在，有很多大学生喜欢追随时尚。他们如果发现了漂亮或性感的衣服，就慷慨解囊地购买。我认为，衣服并不能改变人的身形，贵重的衣服可能让购买者感到骄傲，因为他们觉得自己属于成功人群中的一员。在本质上，人们购买的是成功的幻想，而不是完美的衣服。而在很多时候，这种成功的外表假象是不可靠的。因此，作为学生。，我们不应盲目追求时装，因为这样也许会让我们误入歧途。

2、养宠物 Raising Pets

A pet is an animal kept by a person as a companion. Recently, more and more people, senior ones in particular, like to enjoy the company of tame animals. After the proction of such Disney movies as Carfield and Finding Nemo, people put more attention and love in animals. Animals are more likely to be treated as good friends or even as members of the family. Pets are affectionate. They are obedient to their masters. They appreciate the care given to them and seem to know how to express their thanks. Whatever happens, they always remain loyal to their masters. Although they sometimes play mischief, they are innocent and even childish. This makes them all the more lovely. Moreover, trained pets are very helpful. To raise a pet is a good choice to kill loneliness and sadness. But one should obey some laws if he/she decides to raise a pet. In addition, one has to make sure that the pet does not interfere with other’s life.

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宠物是人类的伙伴。现在，越来越多的人，特别是老人，喜欢养宠物来陪伴自己。一些出名的迪斯尼电影如《加啡猫》和《海底总动员》等播出后，人们对动物投入了更多的注意和爱心。动物更有可能被当作好朋友，或者是家庭中的一员。宠物讨人喜欢。它们对主人很顺从。不管发生什么，它们都能保持对主人的忠诚。虽然有时候它们也会淘气，但是显得天真可爱，充满孩子气，这使得他们更加有意思。还有，受过训练的宠物对人类很有帮助。养宠物是消除寂寞和伤心的良药。但如果要决定养宠物，就得遵守相关法律，还要不会打搅他人的生活。

⑼ 关于幽默笑话的一片英语作文

Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”