搞笑英语阅读理解六年级

A. 六年级英语阅读题（带答案）

Sandwich was an Englishman. He lived in the 18th century(世纪). Sandwich was rich(有钱的), but he liked to play cards (纸牌) for money. He often played for 24 hours, and didn't even stop to have his meals. He ordered(命令) his servants (仆人) to bring him some meat and bread. He put the meat between (在两者之间) the two pieces of bread and held the food in his left hand while he played cards with his right hand. People liked Sandwich's idea, and from then on they ate bread and meat as Sandwich did.
From the name of the man, Sandwich, we have the word of the food "sandwich" today.
( ) 1. Sandwich was the .
A. name of a servant
B. name of a man with a lot of money
C. poor man who lived on playing cards
D. name of food which was liked by the rich
( ) 2. Sandwich .
A. was so interested (兴趣) in playing cards that he often
had no time to have his meals
B. often brought some bread with him to play cards
C. never ate anything when he played cards
D. had no money to play cards with at last
( ) 3. People liked Sandwich's idea because .
A. bread, together with meat was cheap
B. he always won when he played cards
C. they liked Sandwich himself
D. when they ate with one of their hands they could do
something with the other
( ) 4. Today, "sandwich" is .
A. also a name of a rich man
B. two pieces of bread with meat in between
C. not interested in playing cards
D. not liked by most of the people
( ) 5. As food, "sandwich" .
A. is usually made of(用...制做) bread and chicken
B. sometimes smells (闻) good, but sometimes not
C. is made of bread and meat
D. is easy for us to play.

答案是：BADBC

再给你来一篇吧。

Uncle Wang works in a book shop in the middle of the city. The shop is not far from his home. It is about one kilometre away. So Uncle Wang seldom(很少)goes to work by bus. He usually goes there by bike, sometimes on foot.It takes (花费) him twenty minutes to get there by bike and forty minutes on foot. Today his bike is broken. He wants to walk there. Now he is having breakfast. He leaves home at ten minutes to eight and he walks to work twenty minutes earlier. His work starts at half past eight in the morning and finishes at a quarter to five in the afternoon.
1. What does Uncle Wang do?
A. He sells books. B. He grows flowers.
C. He makes shoes. D. He works in a hospital.
2. Why does he seldom go to work by bus? Because .
A. there is no bus B. his shop is not far from his home
C. he likes riding a bike
D. his shop isn't in the middle of the city
3. How long does it take him to walk to his book shop?
A. Twenty minutes B. Forty minutes C. Ten minutes
D. Half an hour
4. What time does he usually leave home by bike?
A. At ten minutes to eight
B. At half past eight
C. At ten minutes past eight
D. At twenty minutes past eight
5. He usually gets back home from work at ( ) in the afternoon.
A. 4:45 B. 5:15 C. 4:55 D. 5:05
答案是：ABBCD

The Farmer, His Horse, and His son
Once there was an old farmer, with a horse which was almost as old as himself.
He set out one morning with his son to sell the horse before it died. Father
and son walked, because the farmer did not want the horse to be too tired.
They met two men on the road who said, "Why are you walking, farmer? You have
a horse, It's a long way to market(市场). "The farmer know that this was true,
so he rode on the horse, while his son walked.
Then they met two old women, "What are you doing up there, farmer? Can't you
see how tired boy is?" So the farmer got down, and his son rode instead.\$
Next, three old men stopped them, one said, "Why are you walking, farmer?
Get up, It's too hot for an old man like you to walk today," So the farmer got
up behind his son, and they rode on.
Some time later, a young woman passed them, "Why aren't you walking?" she
asked, "It isn't far to the market. Give your poor horse a rest."
So the farmer, and his son, got down once again. It is a fact that you cannot
please all the people all the time.

1. The farmer wanted to sell the horse ____.
A. before it was dead
B. before it become too tired
C. before it market was over
D. before it was as old as he was
#A
2. The two men on the road ____.
A. asked how far it was to the market
B. said they thought the horse looked very tired
C. asked why the farmer was not riding on his horse
D. told the farmer's son to get off the horse and walk
#C
3. The two old women said it was wrong for ____.
A. the farmer to ride such a tired horse
B. the farmer to ride while his young son walked
C. the boy to ride instead of his father
D. only one person to ride such a long way
#D
4. The farmer got up behind his son because ____.
A. the old man said it was too hot for him to walk
B. the three old men stopped them on the road
C. he did not know why he was walking
D. his son could not ride the horse by himself
#A

I am a girl.My English name is Linda.I am eleven years old.I have eight subjects at school.They are Chinese,math,English,P.E.,music,art,science and history.

My favorite subject is Chinese.I think it is interesting.I also like English.But it's a little difficult for me.I can speak only a little English.History is interesting ,too.I like it.Math is difficult.Mr Wang is our math teacher.He is very strict.I'm usually tired after his class.But I work hard.I think I can study it well.

⒈Linda is ______.(A)
A.11 B.12 C.13

⒉Linda has ______subjects at school.(C)
A.six B.seven C.eight

⒊Linda's favorite subject is ______.(A)
A.Chinese B.English C.math

⒋Linda thinks English is ______.(C)
A.difficult B.interesting C.a little difficult

⒌______ is NOT true.(B)
A.Linda can speak a little English.
B.Mr Wang is Linda's history teacher.
C.Linda thinks she can study math well. Fox(狐狸) and Grapes(葡萄)
A hungry fox came to a vineyard(葡萄园) where a lot of ripe grapes（熟透的葡萄） were hanging. They were on a trellis（葡萄架）,but so high that he jumped(跳,jump的过去式) until(直到……） he was tired,the fox could not reach them.At last he turned away, saying,“Anybody who wants the grapes can have them.They are only green sour （酸）things ,so I will leave them alone.”
一.选择题:
1.Why did the fox come to the vineyard？（ ）
A.He wanted to eat some ripe grapes.
B.He was going to plant some trees under the trellis.
C.He wanted to water the ripe grapes.
D.He wanted to have a talk with another fox.
2.How were the grapes on the trellis? ( )
A.They were green ahd sour.
B.They were sweet and delicious.
C.They were small and green.
D.They didn't agree with the fox.
3.In order to get the frapes,the fox( )
A.climbed up the trellis
B.pushed down the trellis
C.did what he could
D.asked another fox to help him
4.This text minly tells us( )
A.not to wish for what you cannot have
B.not to sit on the backs of the people
C.not to till a lie
D.to know ourselves

二.问答题:
1.Why didn't the fox get the grapes?
__________________________________________________

Key:一: A B C A
二:The trellis was so high that the fox could not reach them.

B. 六年级英语阅读，字数么、、和练习里的差不多，最好是有点幽默的，还要有中文翻译，篇数越多越好，有加分

建议：去外文书店买一本小学生英汉对照读物或初级英汉对照读物（故事或童话）。

C. 求一篇英语短文 两分钟大约 六年级水平 不要太难 尽量趣味 越搞笑越好。在线等

Two Sisters
Two sisters find new jobs as saleswomen in a company. The first month is not easy. They work hard but sell nothing. The younger sister gives up in the second month. She leaves the company and finds another job. The older sister stays. She says she wants to have one last try. One year later, the older sister owns a car and a house. But the younger sister is still poor.
The younger asks her sister: “Why?” the older sister says, “ I got my first order the day you left. They liked my work. So they gave me more orders. Now life is good for me.”
So, keep working and never give up. You’ll get what you want.

D. 内容是美国式幽默或幽默的英语文章(阅读理解,短文也可)

http://www.taohai.com/cn/newsdetail.asp?id=2547
这个是老友记的剧本，里面都是美式幽默。。你可以看看～

或者
TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"

http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html

E. 六年级英语经典美文阅读只求第一部分幽默故事的答案

英语美文阅读 六上第六篇阅读答案（只求幽默故事部分）

F. 小学六年级英语阅读理解练习题含答案

阅读，不论何时都是增长我们见识的一个方式，而在我们的小学六年级英语试卷中，也有一道英语阅读理解练习题，可以为我们增加许多英语词汇。今天小编给大家带来小学六年级英语阅读理解练习题，希望大家喜欢并且能够有所收获。
小学六年级英语阅读理解练习题(一)
Buying a ticket
Wang Bin is a football fan. There is a football match between Chinese team and American team. He wants to watch it. He comes to the box office(售票处) and gives the clerk 10 yuan. The clerk says,“please give me another 10 yuan. The price(价格) of a ticket is 20 yuan.”
“Why?” says Wang Bin, I just watch Chinese team. I don’t want to watch the other team at all. Do you want me to buy a ticket for them? No, no, no…”
根据短文内容选择正确答案。
( )1. How does Wang Bin like football?
A. Little. B. A little. C. Very. D. Very much.
( )2. Can you guess the meaning of “clerk” in the passage?
A. 商人 B. 老板 C. 买主 D. 售票员
( )3. Can Wang Bin buy a ticket with 10 yuan?
A. Yes, he can.
B. Yes, he does.
C. No, he can’t.
D. No, he doesn’t.
( )4.“ Do you want me to buy a ticket for them?” The word “them” refers to
A. Chinese team
B. British team
C. American team
D. French team
( )5. Can Wang Bin watch the match?
A. Yes, he will.
B. Yes, he can.
C. No, he can’t.
D. No, he won’t
答案
DDDCC
小学六年级英语阅读理解练习题(二)
私人谈话
Last week I went to the cinema. I had a good seat. The film was very interesting. But I didn’t enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the film. I turned round. I looked at them angrily. But they didn’t see me. At last I could not hear it. I said to them.
“I couldn’t hear a word!”
“It’s none of your business(没你的事),”the young man said rudely,“this is a private conversation(私人谈话).”
判断正误。
( )1. Last Sunday I went to the cinema.
( )2. A young man and a young woman were sitting in front of me.
( )3. The film was very bad, so I didn’t enjoy it.
( )4. They weren’t watching the film.
( )5. The young man thought the author(作者) would like to listen to their private conversation.
( )6. From this story we can see that the two young people were polite.
答案
FFFFTF

G. 英语搞笑短文六年级

First Flight

Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

第一次坐飞机

约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。

他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。

过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人，他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小，是不是？”

“那些就是蚂蚁，”他的朋友答道，“我们还在地面上。”

望采纳~~~~