有关食物的英语笑话阅读

Ⅰ 谁知道关于健康饮食的小笑话(要英语的)

Vegetarianism
A
man
was
talking
to
his
friends
about
why
he
was
a
vegetarian.
"I'm
not
a
vegetarian
because
I
love
animals,"
he
said,
"I'm
a
vegetarian
'cause
I
HATE
plants!"
素食主义者
一个人和他的朋友聊为什么他会是个素食主义者。
他朋友说“我不是素食主义者是因为我热爱动物”
他说:我是素食主义者因为我恨蔬菜
(笑点:他朋友爱动物所以吃动物，他只吃蔬菜是因为他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉)
汉语和括号里面的是我自己解释的，笑话还是原汁原味的好，解释了就不好笑了，^_^
第二个
Yum
Yum
Q:How
do
you
make
a
Swiss
roll?
A:you
push
them
down
the
Alps.
问
你怎么做(内卷果酱或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答:你把他们从阿而卑斯山上推下去。
笑点是
Swiss
roll是一种蛋糕的名字，回答的人是一个词一个词理解的。
汗死哈哈
第三个
Balance
diet
Q:What
is
a
balance
diet?
A:The
same
amont
of
cokies
in
each
hand!
问
什么是平衡饮食?
答
就是用两个手吃同样数量的饼干。

Ⅱ 关于热的食物和冷的食物的英语小笑话

18岁的我，做错事。我爸说:来，孩子，跟爸喝杯酒。我感动，老爸以为我长大了。要跟我喝酒。结果我爸说，喝醉了，打你，你就不会跑了。

Ⅲ 英语笑话带翻译是关于蔬菜的。

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫回人：可是你该在报答纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

Ⅳ 急求关于食物的10个英语单词，10条英语短语，2个笑话求大神帮助

food; foodstuffs; eatables; edibles; provisions; sustenance apple 苹果 pear 梨 apricot 杏 peach 桃 grape 葡萄 banana 香蕉 pineapple 菠萝 plum 李子 watermelon 西瓜 orange 橙 lemon 柠檬 mango 芒果 an apple a day keeps a doctor away天天吃苹果,保证不用去看病 kill the goose that lays golden eggs杀鹅取卵 the apple of sb's eye 掌上明珠 one can't make an omelette without breaking eggs 不破不立 a hard nut to crack不好说话的人或事 a tough cookie厉害的不好惹的人 A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation. The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom. The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country, Mr Singh? The Italian asked. In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl

Ⅳ 有关食物的英语笑话

A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of

WOMAN came up in their conversation.

The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.

The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,

Mr Singh?

The Italian asked.

In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl
笑话2.About Drivers

What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?

* A pimp

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car repossesor.
笑话3.Bill Gates

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something

I've never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"

"Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

"Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,

"this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????! "That was the SCREENSAVER," replied God.
真抱歉,我已经尽力了.这些只好你自己删节了,的确有些词初一应该没学.真不好意思啊.

Ⅵ 有关饮食健康的英语笑话

和一女同学吃饭，她说：“研究生读完想去欧洲留学”我说：“留学干什么，嫌中国小?”说完她足足看了我一分钟，突然说了句“你变了!”

Ⅶ 关于食物英语笑话

A sausage is locked in the fridge
Feel very cold, and then looked at the nearby of another root, had a little comfort, said: "see you were frozen into this, are covered in ice!" Results the root said: "I'm sorry, I'm popsicles."

一个香肠被关在冰箱里
感觉很冷,然后看了看身边的另一根,有了点安慰,说：“看你都冻成版这样了,全身权都是冰！”结果那根说：“对不起，我是冰棒。”

Ⅷ 谁知道关于健康饮食的小笑话（要英语的）

Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said, "I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"

素食主义者
一个人和他的朋友聊为什么他会是个素食主义者。
他朋友说“我不是素食主义者是因为我热爱动物”
他说：我是素食主义者因为我恨蔬菜

（笑点：他朋友爱动物所以吃动物，他只吃蔬菜是因为他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉）
汉语和括号里面的是我自己解释的，笑话还是原汁原味的好，解释了就不好笑了，^_^

第二个
Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?

A:you push them down the Alps.

问 你怎么做(内卷果酱或者奶油)的蛋糕？
答：你把他们从阿而卑斯山上推下去。

笑点是 Swiss roll是一种蛋糕的名字，回答的人是一个词一个词理解的。
汗死哈哈

第三个
Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
问 什么是平衡饮食？
答 就是用两个手吃同样数量的饼干。

Ⅸ 关于食品的英语笑话

A：Guess what I am eating!
B:What?
A:I'm eating nuts.
B:Oh,yes,you are what you eat.

you are what you eat是中文吃啥补啥的意思。
A在吃nuts，B说：你就是你吃的东西。
那么B的意思是说A是nuts了
nuts在口语里是疯子的意思。

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Ⅹ 和食物有关的英语搞笑幽默短句中学

高中一化学老师兼教导主任做题时故意做错，然后让某同学找出其中的错误版。
该同学艰权难的答出之后，老师赞许而很严肃地说：很好，你看出了老师的破腚（绽）。
众皆木然，下课后，老师刚走出去，全班哄堂大笑。