英语八年级趣味阅读答案
⑴ 急需初二英语趣味小故事
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
可是老师哭了
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
⑵ 英语趣味智力题
What has two legs but cann't walk?compass 圆规
1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
2.what two word have thousands of letters in them?
3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
4.what kind of dog never bite?
5.where does afternoon always come before morning?
6what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals?
7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?
1,8
2,dictionary
3,sixth
4,hotdog
5,nowhere
6,eye
7,6
____ is greater than God.
____ is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have ____.
The rich need ____.
If you eat ____, you will die.
Yes, the key is " nothing" .
Nothing is greater than God.
Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have nothing.
The rich need nothing.
If you eat nothing, you will die.
1.You can't do it.You can turn to Ann for help.
(ask)
2.There are a hundred and one books in this small room.
(a lot of)
3.He has a family of three.
(There are three people in his family)
4.----All right. Let me do it.
-----That's the boy!
(Good boy!)
5.Oh,the two young men my boys. They look the same.
1、In Albert's class,the ratio（比率）of students who prefer soccer to football is 4 to 3.If there are 35 students in the class,how many prefer soccer?
2、What day is two days before the day immediately following the day three days before the day two days after the day immediately before Friday?
3、Look at the sequence（顺序）of the three words.Write the fourth word to complete the set.
Example MAIM ARK AIM MARK
PLEASE LIGHT LEASE ( )
4、What number should replace（代替）the question mark?
AVIATOR＝
FIXTURE＝9
WIZARD＝1
DIVERSE＝？
5、Arsenal,Manchester,Liverpool and Tottenham are four football teams.Each team is playing against one of others on the next three Saturdays－a different one each time.
On Saturday the 12th,Arsenal are playing against Manchester.
Manchester are playing against Tottenham on the 19th.
Who is playing against who on the 26th?
1、It's a simple(简单的)sum(算术题).Can you work out which ( 哪一个)number is represented(代表)by the letter O and which is represented by the K?
K
K
+ K
_________________
O K
2、What belongs to (仅属于)you but is used more by others than yourself( 但是别人用得比较多)?
3、(1) 联合国的英文缩写：
(2) 中华人民共和国的英文缩写：
(3) 英国的英文缩写：
(4) 美国的英文缩写：
1.K:5 O:1
2.name
3.(1)UN (2)PRC (3)UK (4)U.S.A.
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
3. Why is the pig always eating?
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
5. Why don't women get bald as soon as men?
6. What can pierce one's ears without a hole?
7. What's the longest word in the world?
8. Why does time fly?
9. Where can a dog get another tail?
⑶ 初二10篇趣味性英语短文并翻译
My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐. 我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!
My Room
This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.
我的房间
这是我的房间。 在窗口附近有一张书桌。 我经常在那做我的家庭作业。 您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。 在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。 有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路
Skating
Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!
滑冰
妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。 从那时起，我爱好滑冰。 它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。 我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好!
The Sea
What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.
海
你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。 海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。 我们能看海滩、树和海。 我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。
Computers
Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.
Computers help us live a more convenient life.
计算机
计算机改变我们的生活。 您能做很多事用计算机。 例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。 但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。
计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。
Smiling
I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.”
Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness.
微笑
我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。 微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。 某人也许说， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我会说， “请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。 您真正地再将是愉快的”。
微笑可能让您有更多朋友。如此我说，微笑是象花。 它将给您幸福。
Sunday
It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done ring the day.
星期天
它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。 我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。 如此我决定帮助做家事。 在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。 然后我带着篮子去购物。 我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。 在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。 在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。
春天：Spring
Spring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.
春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假.
夏天：
Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there ring the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.
夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适.
秋天：Autumn
For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers; sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year.
我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节.
冬天：Winter
Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer ring these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.
中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷。
⑷ 初二英语趣味小对话 。
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
⑸ 关于初二英语趣味活动
欧美明星。
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接着是 艾薇儿，
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blue。 经典的 all rise ~（本人最爱~）
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⑹ 高分跪求八年级英语趣味故事 字数要求在200-300字左右 最好来点有新意的！~
某日侍郎、尚书、御史三个高官走在路上，看见一只狗从三人面前跑过。
御史藉机回会问侍郎：『是狼是狗？答』（侍郎是狗）
侍郎脸都绿了：『是狗。』
尚书和御史都大笑：『何以知道是狗？』
侍郎：『看尾毛，下垂是狼，上梳是狗（尚书是狗）。』尚书脸也歪了。
侍郎：『也可以从食性看。狼是肉食，狗是遇肉吃肉、遇屎吃屎（御史吃屎）！』
⑺ 初二英语两篇趣味阅读翻译。
一天，B(简写了)的村子里的一些朋友问他。如果你有一只肥美的羊，你专会邀请我们一属起吃掉它吗？B不想让这些男孩吃他的羊，所以他说，现在羊还不够大(胖)呢。
但是你听说了吗？明天世界就要毁灭了。所以羊不会再长大了，B感到厌烦，所以他说，好吧男孩们，明天我们将要去野餐并且吃掉那只羊。
当这些男孩离开的时候，他们发现他们的衣服不见了，于是他们就问。B，我们的衣服在哪？ 哦，B回答，我拿它们去点火（做羊的）了啊，你们不再需要衣服了不是吗，反正明天世界将要灭亡了，你不记得了吗
⑻ 八年级的英语趣味小短文
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
可是老师哭了
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
⑼ 200字左右的英语趣味小故事（初二的），速求！
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat.As she was very fussy,it took her a long time to pick on one.Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her:"An excellent choice,madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay,the lady took off her hat at once and said:"I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off.Show me some more hats!"
中文翻译
买帽子
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子.她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶.已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意,便恭维她："你做了极好的选择,夫人.你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"但令他沮丧的是,这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子.多拿一些帽子给我看看!
⑽ 初二英语趣味题！急～！～～～
1.I is a letter.(翻译：I是一个字母。)
2.the hands(指针) of a clock。
3.short。
4.broaden。
Add letters "b" "e" "n".
5.Time table时刻表
6.Vegetables蔬菜
7.Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
8.9（nine）9去掉尾巴就变为0，就没有了。
9.The letter "a", because it makes " her " " hear"。
（让her加一个字母就不聋了，就能hear听到了。）
10.smiles(第一个字母和最后一个字母之间相隔一个mile(一个英里))
11.Yes。
12.Go aboard乘飞机去看。
这里是在“go abroad”“go aboard”做文章。
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13.The bridge of a nose.(这里bridge是鼻梁，鼻梁是最短的。)